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MissingInAction

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  1. Bullies deserve to get their asses beat. Flip the page on them, and they are incapable of handling it. I had one in high school freshman year. Motherfucker was huge and I was still a scrawny puke with barely a hair on my nuts. That being said I was already a mean crazy fuck from my older cousins beating my shit on the reg. I started calling the bully Booger after seeing him eating his nose goblins at lunch. This was after he had been knocking me into lockers, frogging my arm, all the bully shit. One day he slaps in the back of the head then walks away with his back to me. Bad idea. I jumped on his back then hooked his nose with my fingers while choking him with a head lock. Thats when the school vp pulled me off. Got three swats as punishment, but he never fucked with me or anyone else again. Tl/dr: If someone bullies you fuck them up anyway you know how.
  2. Fuck it. I'm just wearing Depends while I'm there.
  3. During covid I may have showered once a week, and by shower I mean jump in the pool. I think wore the same swim trunks non stop for a month....maybe more. Time had no meaning then.
  4. Harcourt shower silhouette was enchubbening.
  5. My friends glasses are being held up in Mexico due to the bloated fucktards policies. Where did he buy his glasses? America's Best Contacts & Lenses
  6. Slight thread derail, but I would like to sex J-Law.
  7. Thought this was gonna be a thread about boner problems.
  8. Just call it the World Cup of Assholes with the US, China, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus auto qualifying.
  9. A quick blitz then dig in for the winter and let the russians freeze.
  10. The action is top notch but the filler is almost unwatchable.
  11. Horse chicks are fucking weird. They will also ride your dick raw while crushing your hips.
  12. Get a coffee press. Thank me later.
  13. Had a trampoline during middle school. We always had a select group of well endowed young ladies over for trampoline tag. I cedit that miracle of technology for my first motor boat.
  14. It's good for our arteries. My cheeseburger cost $15 today. From short stop. I'm not a poor but thats unsustainable.
  15. Perfect timing on the delivery. This all showed up right when a lady friend arrived. We still talk, but its different.
  16. @Nicole44 is intrigued.
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