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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. The natty should go to the team that pulls the most NIL money.
  2. Id make the trip to the OBX for that one.
  3. I know of a state building near the tailgate you can shower at, and I think roflbix has a camper you can crash in.
  4. They ded.
  5. Like Maya Hawke's tittays!
  6. Watching Squid Game challenge hoping these losers actually get shot. Shit, I'd do it for free.
  7. When did Quagmire transition? Lulz
  8. Texas gets in because fuck aggy.
  9. This is season 4 true detective terrible.
  10. If I had tits...well I have tits these days so never mind.
  11. Same. I could hear it from the crowd up at space station 112.
  12. You have done an incredible otherworldly job. I'm perfectly happy to hang out with a case of beer, some tacos, and a Tv as long as I'm with fellow Longhorns.
  13. You know I had to leave for the game before they had a chance to get there.
  14. I'd recommend a decoy security storage server on site. Load it with bullshit to confuse them and let them take it.
  15. The chief kicking hegseth ass all over the place had me in tears.
  16. Mrs Hill eighth grade science. When she rolled a condom onto a banana right front of me I nearly jizzed myself. She looked like Meg Ryan but hotter. I remember every day of sex ed with her.
  17. Whew! Tailgate bbq ribs, brisket, plus god knows how many beers.... ASSWATER!
  18. Got it about a month ago. The settlement limit is bullshit, but waging war is a blast. Play as prussia, be fascist, wreck shit. You get a lot of bonuses for waging war. Any money I would have spent on upgrades went down for aggy tox, tailgate, food, and booze yesterday.
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