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MissingInAction

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  1. Not the Pop-tart bowl? Out!
  2. Thank you. I've been trying to formulate something other than sark sucks bottom bitch ass.
  3. Florida plates
  4. I hear Detours is the happening divorcee bar in your area.
  5. Its not the same model. The one that went cunt on you is an older bitchin camaro.
  6. Frank Stallone Rip Lobo
  7. Bitchin camaro!
  8. Season 6 is a banger. Kirkwood Smith is in the Year of Hell episodes. I kept saying , "Bitches, leave", Every time he was on Voyagers screen.
  9. African or European pigeons?
  10. Voyager season 6 ep 15 has a cameo of The Rock.
  11. This douche will flame out of the NFL in 4 games and end up on reality tv with his shit show family. "Keeping it Real with The Pavias!" Johnny foozball will have multiple cameos.
  12. Are you at the Karate Kid hotel?
  13. Enterprise wins with Jolene Blalock side boob. 6 of 9 RATs are national treasures.
  14. That was me Wednesday but it was 8 pm.
  15. This assclown is getting the Heisman isnt he?
  16. Wait, so are you....
  17. I cant count how many holidays my parents insisted everyone come to their tiny house and wouldn't have a fucking thing to eat, drink, etc. Those gatherings lasted about an hour before everyone would leave to eat at an Indian or Chinese restaurant. I'd go to a friends where they already had a place set for me.
  18. If theres a Madea xmas movie, and I just know there must be, it definitely makes the shit list.
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