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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. If theres a Madea xmas movie, and I just know there must be, it definitely makes the shit list.
  2. I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
  3. I'll bring in my harem from the niagra falls area.
  4. I am a soulless ginger so that tracks.
  5. Bad Santa is a masterpiece. Dafuq you talkin bout willis?
  6. I bet his mommy's pussy stinks.
  7. 221,222.. whatever works. When I came out of the last procedure the anesthesiologist said he had never seen anything like it. They couldnt keep me under no matter how much shit they pumped into me. May be from the SERE training many moons ago.
  8. Just signed off to donate my lump to research. Apparently this cancer is so rare its got the nerds in a tizzy. May explain why MDA has covered all of the treatment cost.
  9. I don't get it. Oh i get it now
  10. I've met her a few times. She is very cool. Imma definitely out kicked his coverage. 😃 It's been an incredible run and all future tailgate parties will be measured against these.
  11. If Im agreeing with cowterd we are truly in the end times.
  12. The natty should go to the team that pulls the most NIL money.
  13. Id make the trip to the OBX for that one.
  14. I know of a state building near the tailgate you can shower at, and I think roflbix has a camper you can crash in.
  15. They ded.
  16. Like Maya Hawke's tittays!
  17. Watching Squid Game challenge hoping these losers actually get shot. Shit, I'd do it for free.
  18. When did Quagmire transition? Lulz
  19. Texas gets in because fuck aggy.
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