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MissingInAction

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  1. It does. I use it when I take mine to Eeyore's. I take her to home Depot for walks when the blast furnace is in effect. Many surly tailgate attendees can attest to her perfect behavior.
  2. Coming like John Holmes in the '52.
  3. Looks like the forcefield is in New Braunfels for spring break.
  4. Get drunk and post on surly, or post on surly and get drunk?
  5. Chiapas with the Zapatistas.
  6. Evangelical playbook. If something bad happens to you; accident, illness, rape, murder, etc. it's your fault because you aren't "Christian" enough. Fucking shit head cunts that they are.
  7. This reminds me of my drunk posts on hornfans.
  8. @fattyflattie is a fucking idiot. The posts out front should have told you.
  9. I've reached the point of not holding back when encountering a dotard boot licker. They are too fucking stupid to understand anything, but it makes me feel better.
  10. It's very accurate. When the Dr says We are a MASH unit now gave the following scenes all the credence they needed.
  11. Wow. Almost identical.
  12. My eyes were closed if/when it went that direction. There was a dog. I think.
  13. Which one? I've done some freaky shit. Personal incest not being one. I was the the third in a mother/daughter combo. Those were the salad days.
  14. I've never shit while flying, but I have fucked. If you count an under the blanket squeezer as fucking.
  15. Get a tricked out HR-V for around 38. Honda fucks.
  16. I think it's gonna be ok. It's just a fat sack of fluid. Doesn't penetrate the bone or muscle tissue. I can move it around. Chicks like to touch it. Yea I got some sympathy loving this weekend.
  17. Aww man .... I may have the cancer but I can still pew pew.
  18. I recommend getting your own barometer.
  19. Well wtf? I'm not spoiling this shit, even though I should .
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