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MissingInAction

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  1. Ive had 671 popping into my train of thought the past week.
  2. Im sure you can run through waist deep water faster than a shark can swim. I was out on the second sand bar at south padre when i saw the shadow of a big fucking shark in a wave coming towards me. I dont remember how i got back to shore but it felt like i teleported.
  3. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Ayv9JhE4c/
  4. I just got a new sound bar i paid too much for. Following @ztejas review im going to test it out with this flick. Its got a feature calle Q Symphony which integrates the tv speakers, sound bar, and woofer.
  5. Something about the leads face and neck wrinkles just really put me off. Like a Kroft hand puppet.
  6. Pugh gets nekkid in Oppenheimer. Shes got a low key barely legal thing going on. For the record I'm into it.
  7. He wasnt following through and tap out bro wasnt bleeding out of his eyes.
  8. Hope we get a McPoyle ep this year. They have thin corneas!
  9. She got called in before i could keep it real. Picture a worn out barfly in her 60s with dyed hair wearing her meth head daughters clothes.
  10. It was their bullshit return policy where you had to return your rentals by noon the next day or some asshole shit. If you didnt theyd fuck you with unlubed late fees.
  11. Cockbuster just to watch it go bankrupt again.
  12. This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting. If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.
  13. Same here in the '52. Not much rain just pew pews and mortar blasts.
  14. I saw your mom's click hole.
  15. Only a matter of time before the cocksuckers invade Austin.
  16. I like The Money Pit.
  17. Same. His voice makes my butthole itch.
  18. A friend of mine has gone down this road. He cant even have a conversation without verifying anything ive said on his phone. We dont hang out anymore.
  19. Sounds like an episode of Shoresy. You're about to get shit canned buddy! This is fucking embarassing!
  20. All Ukraine needs to do is name a buildng after doofus and they would get everything they need and a casino.
  21. I can see the sun and stars. Mythical gods not so much. Theres a great series on Netflix, Our Universe,narrated by Morgan Freeman which does an incredible job illustrating our connection to a higher power. That power being the sun and the stars.
  22. Yes hes great and let me clarify it was the surgeon not him who was ready to amputate.
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