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MissingInAction

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  1. Penalties for a Terroristic Threats Conviction in Texas Class B misdemeanor: Jail term of up to 180 days, and/or a fine of up to $2,000. Class A misdemeanor: Jail term of up to one year, and/or a fine of up to $4,000. State jail felony: State jail term of 180 days to two years, and a potential fine of up to $10,000.
  2. Speaking of rich i need to start selling Charlie Kirk: Hero to MAGA shirts.
  3. Out of the MRI. Im on the good shit.
  4. All tubed up and ready to get knocked out for the MRI. Hopefully my escort back to the hotel is hot.
  5. The report of the shot didnt sound suppressed to me. The echo between the buildings makes it difficult to determine the caliber.
  6. Not in custody. Probably used his magic underwear to teleport after the shooting.
  7. I was on a Vonlane to Houston when this happened so I've got my alibi.
  8. Dump ordered fed flags to half mast because of course he did.
  9. What's her catch phrase? I bet its something like, "And thats how you know THIS girl is country! Know what I mean yall?"
  10. Freddy got Fingered
  11. Back and to the right. The way his hands go up with clenched fists is usually a sign of death.
  12. I dont know what to think about anything. Could be our Duke Ferdinand/ Gulf of Tonkien/ Ft sumter flash point into hell. Curious what the shooter motivation was.
  13. Headed back to MDA in style.
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