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MissingInAction

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  1. Whats his social media handle? I'd like to ruin that for him. These fucktards post from prison on smuggled phones all the time.
  2. I always hit up central market when i want to give my ramen the true flavor of St Johns.
  3. Holy shit thanks for sending me down a rabbit hole looking up all the hardware I have never heard of. Which is most of it.
  4. Big system approaching stretching from Acuna to Dallas. Its just popping a squat and pissing in place.
  5. You just brought piss to a shit fight! Didnt that guy turn out to be a rapist or some kind of sex predator.
  6. Bunch of cyborgs in this place.
  7. Because it sucks? Please, tell us more...
  8. Fuck dem rice paddies.
  9. Imagine the maintenance an average car requires. Theres a reson the orcs are deploying scooby doo vans.
  10. Omar is the perfect anti-hero with a complex character arc. That and the character is based on a real life person. Omar comin! Says it all.
  11. Shit that isnt what Guy Fiery marched for.
  12. Haven't y'all seen Revenge of the Nerds?
  13. Those shells look like my moms old douche bag but thats in Ohio.
  14. Looks like the guy who plays slots at the speedy stop around the corner.
  15. Sorry. He was on the last bus after letting all the familes and couples go before him. Hes already looking into counseling. Cant imagine the horror of such an experience.
  16. Heard from a friend today who left a hotel near the river the night before. His buddy stayed behind because he still had a few nights paid for. So he calls the next night/ morning at 4 am saying water is half way up to the second floor where he was at. He also said people were trying to leave in their cars as the water rose. All of them swept away before his very eyes as he watched from the balcony. His truck is gone but he made it out safe as the last one from the hotel. When he got off the bus parents swarmed him asking about their kids.
  17. Personally observing how much actual shit they eat I may be off scrimps for a while.
  18. My local cant pronounce my name so its always, oooh guy like the mooshooo. Yes, i like the mooshoo.
  19. Tires is greatness.
  20. Next time i ride in a car with someone I'm telling them they smell like fucked butthole. Im in tears.
  21. Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?
  22. He's the only "human" I'd command my dog to attack. Actually I dont think she'd have to be commanded.
  23. Better have a Franco in it, or I'm out.
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