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MissingInAction

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  1. Depends upon the desires of my guests. Baa always means no.
  2. That video gave me blue balls.
  3. Resting nazi bitch face.
  4. I expect Maeve to find Eddie stuck in the dishwasher.
  5. That bitch is an automaton straight out of westworld.
  6. Hey Oleg how best we defend bombers? Eh, throw old tires on wings. Make look like giant pelicans.
  7. Needs Flight of The Valkyries. https://youtu.be/ePTpg_qJ5Gs?si=GmWks5Sm5dhn3YJ5
  8. Told y'all i knew how mother fucking gravity works!
  9. Wow! That was great. Cant wait for next season.
  10. Ill most likely die alone so i plan on moving next to someone i really hate if I know my time is coming up. Smell deez righteous nutz, biiitch!
  11. Love the toy car intro. They arent subtle about their target demo, and that demo would be me.
  12. If you say "adulting" in my presence i will slap you across the face.
  13. Always looking out for me, brother.
  14. I started watching a doc on Gaza because i hate myself. This is the perfect palate cleanser.
  15. Isnt it obvious? They are making gasoline from their poops!
  16. AI doesnt cry afterwards. Unless you tell it to.
  17. Im fucking rolling!
  18. Ho li phuk the hand wringing about getting the game. Either quit being poor or get one of your kids to dial it up for you. Yttv and espn+ gets me all the shit. I miss PSVue. Best sports package ever.
  19. If they inherited your IQ they are totally fucked.
  20. God damn you are one tone deaf dipshit. Also ive mentioned before that low voltage cabling is high paying amd always in demand. That and many other vocations wont/cant be replaced by AI. Replaced by robots? Yes but thats a ways off. I hope.
  21. Ask to be buried at sea. Maybe get turned into chum for sharks.
  22. I can hear her saying, "Allahoo Snackbar!" Right before decapitation.
  23. That really is an incredible service. Human remains are a fucking mess. Starts bad then just gets worse and worse. At the least the body evacuates all waste, then bacteria goes wild.
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