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MissingInAction

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  1. Yep. Your only move is to shit on his lap.
  2. I always forget he's in Blues Brothers until I watch it.
  3. Scouts guide to The Zombie Apocalypse is pretty fucking funny. Like Superbad with zombies.
  4. The port comes in handy for everything and saves a lot of unnecessary pain.
  5. Finding slacks with enough space in the crotch for my massive dong.
  6. Wish I could be there. Y'all shotgun a few beers for me.
  7. Bonus douche points for backing in.
  8. I love preseason NFL trash.
  9. Don't eat yellow snow.
  10. A rare time out with the pup post transfusion.
  11. Just came here to post this. It's on hulu, and the live performances will bring the allergies. If you can donate blood please do it as often as possible. Donated blood is saving my life as I type this.
  12. Welcome to the party. It looks like we got the exact same terror dome. Mine has 6 scrimps. For now.
  13. Shopping with anyone else is a recipe for disaster. Especially a woman. Unless for dildos.
  14. Marie Calenders or GTFO.
  15. The ceremonial shotgunning of Modelos will be in order.
  16. Get him a Surly account confined to the football board and cloakroom.
  17. I have no idea how Looch hides his fat ass. Must be in one of those shells.
  18. Hard-core episode. Very cool to see the crew of TOS come together. These show runners know how to stroke the nerd peen.
  19. Bwahaahhahaha! Maybe paying off their debt on payday loans. Or the title loan on their 2008 F250.
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