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MissingInAction

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  1. Fuck how could i forget?! Booze and drugs are bad, mmmkay.
  2. Tekken was my favorite at that arcade on the drag. Forgot the name of it. I was unstoppable with the drunken boxer... well until the asians got out of class anyway.
  3. God damn it not this shit again. Thread is about Jaws 50th yall.
  4. Quasars in Georgetown. Got my first over the jeans handy out back and the high score on 1942 inside.
  5. Downtown getting the WAP treatment.
  6. All this rain before the 4th means Shock and Awe tomorrow night in Austin.
  7. I have the egg shitting sound from joust as the notification alert on my phone.
  8. I do a few squats every time i stand up. Has almost eliminated the popping and back soreness.
  9. My southern baptist grandmother got ripped off for so much money to that POS. Id disconnect the phone whenever i was around and she was watching his bullshit.
  10. Luna has been obsessed with something in the bamboo for days. Just stares at it for hours at a time.
  11. Ill be watching the fireworks downtown at St Davids. Have a great view of the skyline.
  12. Dems need to start posting sharpy butthole pics. Its the only way to be sure.
  13. Bet the coworker who ratted her out was an incel she friend zoned.
  14. I love that one. Lots of inner dialogue so maybe they get Morgan Freeman to narrate.
  15. Make that guy an offer.
  16. Just 6 total. Unless they start fucking.
  17. Exactly what im thinking. Off Brand Ryan Gosling.
  18. This goes for shit heads who feed sea gulls as well. The cunts swarm and shit all over everything.
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