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MissingInAction

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  1. SaC is the mole. Thats all I've understood about this show.
  2. Last season was pretty good. A send up to prestige tv.
  3. The punt brought the lulz. Elephant keeps looking, is that motherfucker coming back again?
  4. She's settled in well here at the Airbnb.
  5. More like "can't drive". When i was a poor I had to ride the bus to work for 3 years and it was a fucking nightmare. 2 hours to go a few miles across town from northloop to 35th And mopac. 4 hours of my day on the bus every single fucking day of the week. Why did it take so long? Because I had to transfer to another bus for which I waited 30 minutes to finish my commute. Its total bullshit.
  6. When Amber, my dog of 16 years, passed I had no idea what to do with myself. No more morning walks, feeding times, park trips just for her. I live alone so the emptiness at home was just crushing. I lasted about 2 months before I picked up Luna. 8 years later and I can't imagine life without her. With me through the snowpocalypse, covid, etc. Some angels dont have wings.
  7. Baby, I'm in no rush to get married. Pooper.
  8. Did Ukraine drop a bunch of taco bell in the russian trenches? That dudes ass needed a vacation before he got a frag enema.
  9. Valhalla is still open. Checking it out for happy hour tomorrow.
  10. I have no idea wtf is going on.
  11. "Moving heavy junk". Nice humble brag.
  12. Did ypu jump in the shower with your gf while covered in shit?
  13. Right or left?
  14. I busted my reverse parking cherry finally. It really is fucking easy with the rear camera and the 3 different pictures it provides. That being said, doing that shit in a crowded public lot is fucking annoying. Especially when your following someone and they go past an open spot only to throw it in reverse. So now ive got to back up so cletus doesnt run over me in his jacked up Ram douche ride.
  15. The golf course eats up the best parts of the park and the best trails are for golf carts only. According to the signs anyway. I ignored that bullshit.
  16. 20250928_153323.mp4
  17. Just checked into the airbnb. Great spot at main and Braeswood. Herman park would be amazing if it wasnt for golfer cunts.
  18. Jeff Fisher is not amused.
  19. "Yea, you like it ruff dont you baby!?" I'll see myself out.
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