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MissingInAction

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  1. Peggy fucking up the pronunciation of Saudi Arabia kills me every time. 1 ep in and I have guffawed repeatedly. The writing is perfection. I expect a movie eventually.
  2. Saaaaaa-till-light!
  3. Ive started letting out a loud, EXCUSE ME, or CON PERMISSO, then going straight through the herd. I always leave my basket at the end of the aisle for tactical grocery acquisition so I can cut through with a few well placed shoulder checks if needed.
  4. Sounds like the absolute perfect representation of merica.
  5. Thank you for, "galactic dumbass", @TwiceHorn It's my new username for another forum.
  6. This should be at the top of every page of this thread.
  7. In all seriousness some form of this NEEDS to happen. Its the only way to get any attention.
  8. Only time our DS put hands on a private it was well deserved. The dumbass just lost it during a smoking and went right at the MSgt, who was a Ranger, Pathfinder, three combat drops BMF. He had dipshit twisted into a pretzel with a purple head in less than a second.
  9. I was in high school when this happened. Luckily I was 18 or my mother would have locked me in my room until the murderer was found.
  10. I worked in IT at a hospital for four years, and can confirm this fact.
  11. I remember in basic we were trained to lie on the ground with our helmeted heads facing the shockwave of bombs if we couldnt find cover. I was thinking why so it kills us quicker but the DS said the shockwave would roll over us. Hopefully.
  12. Same. When my baby girl Amber of 16 years passed I felt something break inside me. I get choked up just typing this. It will happen again, which is why i cherish every moment.
  13. OG maga. That was his appeal. Loud mouth dude bro with zero skills, but he could take a wuppin and come back on you. All the while spewing bullshit merica patriotism linked to his own brand. He was the embodient of every losers fantasy, and theres a lot of money in that. First it was pro wrasslin now its pod casts.
  14. Driving in Houston recently has put the suck of Austin drivers into perspective. 85 in the slow lane is the norm there.
  15. Luna always places herself at the central axis of the yard entrances.
  16. Many journals of the first colonizers described thriving centers of population along rivers, beaches, etc. The euro pathogens had more to do with what wiped them out than genocide.
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