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MissingInAction

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  1. Evangelical playbook. If something bad happens to you; accident, illness, rape, murder, etc. it's your fault because you aren't "Christian" enough. Fucking shit head cunts that they are.
  2. This reminds me of my drunk posts on hornfans.
  3. @fattyflattie is a fucking idiot. The posts out front should have told you.
  4. I've reached the point of not holding back when encountering a dotard boot licker. They are too fucking stupid to understand anything, but it makes me feel better.
  5. It's very accurate. When the Dr says We are a MASH unit now gave the following scenes all the credence they needed.
  6. Wow. Almost identical.
  7. My eyes were closed if/when it went that direction. There was a dog. I think.
  8. Which one? I've done some freaky shit. Personal incest not being one. I was the the third in a mother/daughter combo. Those were the salad days.
  9. I've never shit while flying, but I have fucked. If you count an under the blanket squeezer as fucking.
  10. Get a tricked out HR-V for around 38. Honda fucks.
  11. I think it's gonna be ok. It's just a fat sack of fluid. Doesn't penetrate the bone or muscle tissue. I can move it around. Chicks like to touch it. Yea I got some sympathy loving this weekend.
  12. Aww man .... I may have the cancer but I can still pew pew.
  13. I recommend getting your own barometer.
  14. Well wtf? I'm not spoiling this shit, even though I should .
  15. Only the dead have seen the end of war. -Plato
  16. What do paint chips taste like?
  17. The vagueness is the point. Anyone can be Gitmo'd. Anyone.
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