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MissingInAction

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  1. Hope @immamac has the magnets and drills ready to destroy the surly servers.
  2. The banjo took it to 11.
  3. If you're having trouble meeting women then get a dog. Train it so you can bring it to dog friendly bars. Women will flock to you. I give my dog direct credit for 75% of the women I've met over the past 7 years. The other 25% me just being a sexy bitch.
  4. Meh
  5. Can your cite your source for this gem?
  6. I don't think I'd have survived the internet at age 14.
  7. I am honestly surprised any of you ever got laid.
  8. Does my ginger ass get like a million dollars or a spot at the ginger camp?
  9. Anyone says tuddies around me is getting a wedgy.
  10. Yes. Essentially anyone who was a drain on state resources was purged. Even skilled Jews were kept alive long enough to produce for the Reich.
  11. As the leopards eat their faces they will blame sloth.
  12. Oh the Huge Manatee!
  13. Ewers appeared to remove his head from the ass of Texas football. Dude is gonna light up all the assholes
  14. Dude! Do you know Tree?
  15. Our boys are gonna give them a gold old fashioned backwoods butt fucking. No Lube At All!
  16. Any university with rules against fucking can go fuck themselves.
  17. Yes she did. Had a good time explaining football to a couple dudes from Denmark. They were uphauled that our players just started getting paid.
  18. No amount of smashing our phones will make fuck all difference. Vote in every single election while we still can.
  19. He's a comedian. That's it.
  20. It's one of those I'll probably watch again.
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