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MissingInAction

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  1. Any immigration lawyers on this site?
  2. Never Back Down Cheesy revenge on school bully story, but Amber Heard in bikinis.
  3. I think we've all started a post or two off with "I'm an idiot. This is, I think, my last post."
  4. Wtf are alphabet people? Edit: nevermind. That's fucking stupid
  5. Surly 4% checking in!
  6. I don't recommend leaving any kind of paper trail.
  7. Wickline is absolutely useless.
  8. Anyone who deals at that volume in Wilco is a certified dip shit.
  9. That's all I remember. Typical for me when the maniacal laughter starts.
  10. I know we're on the same page when it comes to entertainment quality. So how are the titties?
  11. Love the bungee skit because bouncy reasons.
  12. What's turnips favorite sports channel? ESPN Deportes.
  13. I volunteer for the eventual eugenics sex camps. The ginger race must go on! Line up ladies!
  14. It will happen, and will escalate.
  15. That and y'all forget how quickly constrictor sneks pounce and coil up their prey. It's instantaneous.
  16. At the 99 Nebraska game, hammered of course. Went to take a piss and a short Nebraska fan came up to the urinal next me. So I put my elbow on his head for support. He pissed on my shoes. I just laughed like the drunken idiot I am.
  17. Good thing I'm fluent in redneck.
  18. Got mine right before Thanksgiving. To avoid rising prices and be sure I can drive to Canada if necessary.
  19. At my annual check up my Doc was visibly angry when I told her i haven't had a booster yet. Highly recommend asian female doctors. They don't fuck around.
  20. I hope we get a sequel.
  21. I watched the pilot while dosing on two tabs of LSD. Ruined the show for me forever.
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