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MissingInAction

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  1. During tight times and a dozen eggs were only a dollar a 12 pack of ramen and a dozen eggs would get me through a week easily. I'd fortify the soup with a tablespoon of maza.
  2. Just so happens I have a can of Old El Paso ranchero sauce and shredded cheese. See y'all in the shart thread around 3am.
  3. Also the title of a gay porn, probably.
  4. You think I'm the only one? Your spam of shitty attempts at humor, and constantly parroting the dumbest shit on the Internet doesn't get you any fans. Just makes you a troll.
  5. Well you do post a bunch of dumbass shit, oh and you're a troll.
  6. Dated a girl from Odessa in college. Total hell cat. Only 100 pounds but could drink like a sailor, and always the first to get naked. Found out a few months ago she's a self proclaimed Christian Nationalist now running for a school board spot.
  7. I found this in my freezer, but I do not remember buying it. So either I picked it up at a gas station in a drunken fugue, or there's a burrito fairy.
  8. Please post your findings here
  9. I appreciate the sentiment, but really enjoy helping the party happen anyway I can. Booze and food is payment enough, but I still like chipping in whatever I can afford at the time.
  10. You should shit on her lawn and piss on her door.
  11. And?
  12. Just had a double sonic slammer and I want to die.
  13. 6'2 gingers aren't on the list yet.
  14. Yes my Spanish sucks, but it gets the point across, I think.
  15. We are right there together waiting in our straight jackets for our hourly dose of thorazine.
  16. Our recent roof replacement was manned by people with absolutely zero sense of safety. Not one company name on any of the 90's Silverados and vans. I yelled out cuidado every time I walked out my door.
  17. Thank you. I attempt to apply the logic necessary to solve complex data issues to the world dynamic of commerce and politics. I don't know shit about fuck.
  18. I admire your grip on sanity.
  19. Right. I think we are roundabout making the point of how Americans are spoiled, so not being able to buy enough food to feed an army, which they'll throw at least half away, is infringing on dur fredimz.
  20. Ever had borscht? My Polish buddies makes that and blood sausage for parties. That and a fuckton of vodka.
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