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Crapinon

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  1. Crapinon

    Prison Rodeos

    The obvious choice
  2. Oh HELL to the NO. She is the anti-aggy.
  3. My daughter was a member of a college marching band that had previously been all male only a few years earlier. Some of the guys resented the women and hazed them continually. She informed me that deer urine works quite well too when seeking retribution.
  4. 38 years for us too. I learned a valuable lesson from my FIL. I love my MIL but she nagged him constantly when he was alive. He got to the point where he just ignored most of her nagging and said he never heard her. Eventually she believed he was going deaf so unless she was in his sight she quit the nagging and blaming and chalked it up to he didn't hear her because he was deaf. Unfortunately my wife knew he was doing it so I can't pull it with her. I just tell her it's male pattern deafness and I miss the first sentence of what she says to me.
  5. Yeah, like that will ever happen. We celebrated Fathers Day with me taking my adult kids out and buying their dinner.
  6. I would tell her there are two types of countries in the world. Those who use the metric system and those who have put men on the moon.
  7. I'm not sure if this was supposed to be serious or not because I only made it 30 seconds before I considered piercing my eardrums and turned it off.
  8. No particular post to tie it to but this seems like it should go here. Tornado with feet and Hulk Hogan in a dress.
  9. It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters
  10. Crapinon

    Bucket of rats

    We had a cat that wouldn't touch their bodies. He would simply eat their brains out of the top of their heads and then leave them laying there.
  11. I have actually got phone calls from the phone number of the cell phone I was answering.
  12. But we can still come here to say we hate Arkansas, can't we?
  13. Try pulling them up from around your ankles.
  14. Well I grew up watching Disney nature shows and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins. I consider myself a wildlife expert and I would be sadly remiss if I allowed actual facts and a police report to interfere with my preconceived notions.
  15. That's not a freaking bobcat. A bobcat would have ripped his arms and face to shreds.
  16. Mrs. C and I have been married for 38 years. After a certain point I just got tired of all the walking on eggshells. Now I just ask "What the hell is wrong? You're treating me like crap and I'm tired of it. Either get over it or tell me what the hell is bothering you". I know this won't work for everyone. And it especially won't work if she has a group of friends that will dump all over you to support her insecurities. If this is too serious then my Surly response is Gaslight them. They'll eventually blame themselves. (Unless they have friends that will crap all over you. Then you're screwed.)
  17. Along with the music..........
  18. Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.
  19. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I was having a shoulder done for a torn rotator cuff so my face was inches away from the machine. I don't know why. I never had that problem before. But yeah I have it pretty bad. Last time I tried to get ready for having one, I just listened to an MRI loop off Youtube. Even the sound creeps me out a little. But yay for valium! After 4 doses of it over two day, I just went to sleep in it.
  20. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I just had my second one last week. I had to take that shart inducing liquid at 5 & 10 PM. Who in the hell thought it was a good idea sharting till 2 AM?
  21. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    The first time i had an MRI I could hear the tech asking the doctor if I was going to pull myself out of the tube. The second one was an open MRI but the nurse had to come hold my hand to keep me from coming out. For the last one I took valium for two days before the scan. That's the only way I could do it and my head wasn't even fully in the tube. Screw those. If I ever have to get a brain scan they're going to have to sedate me.
  22. Weak punch just using her arm. She needs to get more tit behind that punch.
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