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Crapinon

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  1. I think one key to victory is having a spy on the Husky side, filling up Penix's favorite hiding place with Andouille sausage farts throughout the game.
  2. Last year Washington showed up with virtually no one opting out if the game. Texas had several, including Bijan Robinson, the number 8 pick in the draft and his backup, Roschon Johnson who was number 115. That hindered the offense considerably. We know Washington is good, but most of us heard this same "we're unbeatable, why even show up?" stuff from USC. They're not unbeatable.
  3. Texas 39 Washington 29 Just because all the plausible number are taken.
  4. I hope their players feel the same way. haieMember, Swaye's WigwamPosts: 19,034 December 15 Cmon, if you really want to have a good football discussion you have to acknowledge that all of Texas' players are better even though they played in the most limp dick power 5 conference and still lost a game. -Dafaggs RaceBannonMember, Swaye's WigwamPosts: 97,945 December 15 PurpleJ said: Worthy probably wouldn’t even start on our team. I can't think of any Texas players that could BleachedAnusDawgMemberPosts: 9,735 December 8 If we? lose because of a fatass nose tackle shut it down.
  5. I started mowing lawns when I was like 8 years old. I've done warehouse work in the Texas heat, lawn care (where I literally bathed in Round up and had to weed eat a one acre 70 degree incline hill), crawled under trailers for Southwestern Bell installing phones and coached HS football for about $ 1.00 and hour for the season. But the worst jobs I've ever had was selling PPE in the early 80's. Safety equipment had just been mandated a few years earlier and most of the safety supply companies were small local companies with some of the most crooked owners I ever met. Bribes to purchasing agents were a daily occurrence at dozens of companies. One guy out of Dallas actually hired a whore as a salesperson and she would go to a steel plant every Friday and screw/blow the guys who made buying decision in their offices for orders. Most of the owners would steal you blind on commissions. But the crookedest and worst job was with Alamo Iron Works out of San Antonio. The old owner should be in jail for all the cheating and crooked stuff he pulled on customers and salespeople. I told my wife that if we're ever in the hill country and I start kicking the shit out of the 80 year old fat man that used to own it, don't try to stop me. It will be worth going to jail just for the personal satisfaction.
  6. I'm hoping it becomes some full size version of this. Then I can coach college ball because I never lost in this version.
  7. Mr. Oxberger wanted to mud wrestle WOMEN and he liked them topless. He also did not try to wear the clothes he took off of them. Definitely not aggy.
  8. I've read your back and forth with them and Mitch. There will be mass seppuku if they lose. I thought they were just giving visitors a hard time but they really believe that there is no way they lose to such an inferior, lower class program.
  9. Maybe not calling us Arizona, but the message board fans believe that Texas has not improved, but that the conference has gotten worse. They have grown leaps and bounds and Texas has remained static. Several believe that Texas would be the 4th best team in the Pac 12. They really do hate Sark and believe that he is a drunk moron. Him and K will fold under pressure because that's what they did at UW. UW won their close games by shear will and determination while Texas was bailed out by refs and dumb luck. It's going to be a long 2 1/2 weeks.
  10. “The institution was made aware of this situation, and action was taken accordingly. We are unable to disclose the outcomes of student conduct cases in compliance with Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act regulations. Nevertheless, I can say that this matter was handled in accordance with the rules and policies of the university,” said Texas A&M Vice President Kevin McGinnis, who serves as the university’s chief Risk, Ethics, and Compliance Officer. Translation corps turds will be corps turds and they said it was all good bull, so we let them go. If they did that to my kid, there would be less corps members to carry on tradition.
  11. I believe it has been covered. He can play in 4 games. He's played in 2. And if Quinn goes down and Arch leads Texas to the CFB championship, Quinn might as well go pro because Arch would be number one next year.
  12. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    You might as well buy a dozen more. You'll lose them by the end of the day.
  13. He's got some great insight. "We just need to run it up their ass all night." "Same old soft shitty Texas team as last year, the conference just got worse." I know he has no connection to the football team but this should be played for the team to hear.
  14. If you really want to get them going ask them why Penix wasn't good enough to make 1st team PAC 12 and why it was given to Bo Nix.
  15. They think we're delusional because we think Texas can win. Never mind the fact that they believe there is no way they can lose. "If Texas tries to stop the run, we'll pass on them. If they try to stop the pass we'll run! It's a foolproof gameplan!" I understand why they feel confident, they have a good team. But they continually overlook the fact that Texas might punch back. They believe that Texas is equivalent to the 3rd or 4th team in the PAC12. All our close wins were by dumb luck. All their close wins were won by sheer determination of will. Advantage UW.
  16. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I never wore gloves doing regular outside work or working on cars. Now my skin is so thin, I will bleed from 100 cuts and tears if I don't wear them.
  17. Or 6 1* lunch pail players that really want to be there.
  18. Nah, they just think we're all low IQ idiots. They join here to get reactions so they can go back and report how stupid they believe Texans are. https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/111097/surly-horns
  19. Don't read the FSU Ad thread. Their mental hate Texas, gymnastics will give you an anuyerism.
  20. If I remember correctly one of the main reasons is because he left them and went back to coach at USC.
  21. Could be and I honestly don't remember which one it was. I just know there was a lot of animosity and ill will. I'll start lurking again and see if I can find it.
  22. Before lurking the Huskies boards last year, I never knew the hatred they have for Sark. It's borderline equivalent to the aggies hatred for UT.
  23. I'm pretty sure Josephine could do better than this Plumber
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