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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Of course she is. That's why she sleeps with the thermostat on 68 degrees while I freeze my ass off at night.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife wants a new mid-size SUV. I've found several for her to test drive. This morning she told me she didn't want one with a twist knob for transmission selection. I told her that eliminates a lot of vehicles and ask why it was a deal breaker. She said it was because we broke a plastic knob on an oven 30 years ago and she doesn't trust them. She also got mad at me because I walked away from a deal after the dealer added $1000 to our negotiated price for nitrogen in the tires and tinting on the back windows. She said I was being too rigid and unreasonable. The next day, she started reading about it on the internet. She said websites said it was a bad deal and agreed with me. She couldn't say I was right but she did say that strangers on the internet said it was bad, so it was ok to walk away.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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IDK but I do believe the nutritional info includes the "explosive diarrhea" warning required on some medicines.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Fred Dibnah was a steeplejack in England. These vids show how he built a ladder as he climbed up a smokestack. I'm not sure how he could climb ladders with balls this big. In some of the old videos he climbs with a cigarette and after a few drinks.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Years ago, I was leaving the Houston airport in a rented Kia and a guy in an Audi A8 wanted to try that crap. He backed off when he realized that I didn't care and the cost of fixing the paint on his front panel was more than the value of the crap I was driving.- Cart Narcs
To make it more realistic, they need to add a wobbly wheel and put a couple of "penalty cars" that cause you to lose points if you hit them.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
A well timed joke. USC and UCLA played on the November 19th in 2022.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
My daughter had a guy hassling her in college for being female in the Hardin Simmons Cowboy band. It was previously all male and he couldn’t stand it. She poured deer urine down the A/C inlet on his car. I don’t know if he ever knew she did it but she got a good laugh out of it.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The good thing about being male. The world is your urinal.- The Gun Owner’s thread
More like a misfire sale.- Dave Aranda Is Baylor's New Head Coach
I know. I was just poking fun at Baylor- Colorado Vacation Destinations - Not Quite So Crowded, But Still Cool
4 or so years ago we ate at Dat's Italian, between Manitou and CS. Silly name but good food. Also check out the arcade in Manitou Springs. It's 4 or 5 buildings full of arcade games, some that might date back to the 40's.- Dave Aranda Is Baylor's New Head Coach
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Probably old news. Or news for the old...........Also a reference to the lead researcher Dr. Xinyue Wang. Uranus is hotter and leakier than we realised https://metro.co.uk/2025/07/16/uranus-hotter-leakier-realised-23674287- Getting old sucks
Surgery a week from tomorrow using the DaVinci robot. Videos of the surgery are pretty interesting. I hope it's as easy as the doctors say.- Getting old sucks
I started lifting weights and have continued to do so, since the 70's. Now it's catching up with my joints. So I started looking for old man exercises that are easier on the joints. I keep seeing ads for Tai Chi so I looked a few exercises up. When I did them, my neck and shoulders sounded like the Red Army marching on a gravel road.- Getting old sucks
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea- Getting old sucks
Found it. Supported by the same people who do Merlin.- Getting old sucks
LOL. I downloaded the Merlin bird identification app. It can identify birds by their call. Now I find myself pulling out my phone to record them so I can identify and log them. I didn't know a Scissor Tailed Fly Catcher existed until last week.- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Sure, blame it on the chain. We all know MRI's are really portals to hell and they suck your soul from your body. They just use the medical stuff as a coverup. I have to take valium for 2 days before I can do an MRI. I hate them.- Getting old sucks
Wonky dong pills should be easily attainable form any doctor. If his primary DR was a man they probably would have already been prescribed. He should ask his PC and if she says no then buy them from a mail order pharmacy that will diagnose him over a chat. Unless he is taking something that will interact with them, he shouldn't have any trouble getting them. But with that being said..........there is a condition, especially in older men, where they can't finish no matter how long or how hard he's chasing/hammering the star. Or it might take an hour or more and they just run out of steam and give up. It causes lots of problems because the wife/girlfriend blames herself which puts more pressure on the man to perform, which brings on anxiety that wonky dong pills can't overcome. There's lots of info about it but not easy cure. It could be medication or it could be mental. I've got a friend going through it. It's a tough situation without an understanding wife.- News stories that remind you of Surly
Woman gets a 7 year sinus infection from her boyfriends farts. https://nypost.com/2025/05/27/health/ive-had-a-7-year-infection-since-my-ex-farted-in-my-face/?dicbo=v2-RoFV5S9- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Self abuse 2VmO.mp4- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I don't know about management potential, but she a straight shooter. “I inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion,” Hamm reported. “To which Ms. Bryant candidly responded, ‘We were fucking.’” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/west-virginia-rc-710258 - Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
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