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Crapinon

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  1. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea
  2. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Found it. Supported by the same people who do Merlin.
  3. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    LOL. I downloaded the Merlin bird identification app. It can identify birds by their call. Now I find myself pulling out my phone to record them so I can identify and log them. I didn't know a Scissor Tailed Fly Catcher existed until last week.
  4. Sure, blame it on the chain. We all know MRI's are really portals to hell and they suck your soul from your body. They just use the medical stuff as a coverup. I have to take valium for 2 days before I can do an MRI. I hate them.
  5. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Wonky dong pills should be easily attainable form any doctor. If his primary DR was a man they probably would have already been prescribed. He should ask his PC and if she says no then buy them from a mail order pharmacy that will diagnose him over a chat. Unless he is taking something that will interact with them, he shouldn't have any trouble getting them. But with that being said..........there is a condition, especially in older men, where they can't finish no matter how long or how hard he's chasing/hammering the star. Or it might take an hour or more and they just run out of steam and give up. It causes lots of problems because the wife/girlfriend blames herself which puts more pressure on the man to perform, which brings on anxiety that wonky dong pills can't overcome. There's lots of info about it but not easy cure. It could be medication or it could be mental. I've got a friend going through it. It's a tough situation without an understanding wife.
  6. Woman gets a 7 year sinus infection from her boyfriends farts. https://nypost.com/2025/05/27/health/ive-had-a-7-year-infection-since-my-ex-farted-in-my-face/?dicbo=v2-RoFV5S9
  7. Self abuse 2VmO.mp4
  8. I don't know about management potential, but she a straight shooter. “I inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion,” Hamm reported. “To which Ms. Bryant candidly responded, ‘We were fucking.’” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/west-virginia-rc-710258
  9. 2012, 12 years and 12th man. It's their year birches!
  10. A perfect representation of life in general.
  11. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    WSJ was paywalled and I'm not sure how I got around it the 1st time. Here's the article via MSN.com https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/is-your-brain-aging-faster-than-you-new-science-offers-clues/ar-AA1HELmB
  12. My wife is always complaining that she wants a maid to help clean. I told her that she would want to clean the house before the maid got there and since it would never happen, we'd never get one.
  13. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    There's a lot of criticism because of small sampling but it's a interesting read. And no one takes into consideration that learning the bagpipes helped him. https://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/brain-age-health-lifestyle-012262b3
  14. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    The last batch of contacts I received had the lenses inserted in the case backwards. I had to reverse the curve on them to see correctly. They came out of the case like this "(" but should have been like this ")". If you look close at the edges you see which way they should go.
  15. What's the over/under on the number of days before this guy blows through his half of the $167 million jackpot. Remember to take into consideration he might be going back to prison for a while. But then again, his girlfriend will probably spend it for him. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/powerball-winner-196078
  16. I thought this was the ultimate troll job. But he really was on the roster. Never heard of shomer negiah. I didn't even know my wife was Jewish. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3538864
  17. Was he supposed to move before the kid could get his toe up his butt?
  18. I once superglued the handset down to some of the phones in our office. We (well I did) laughed like hell when our uber Aggie, corp turd boss, almost knocked himself out when he slammed the entire phone against the side of his head answering it.
  19. I'd leave my vehicle there overnight and take an Uber home. Show him who's the boss.
  20. Do you need a special permit to park ON the Handicapped ramp?
  21. Does "Abruptly" mean she sailed into town and crashed landed into the side of a building or on the street?
  22. Thanks for the help! On the join page, you have the option to register with the CMP.
  23. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    A side if getting old sucks I didn't consider. Our 42nd wedding anniversary is next week. Whenever my wife mentions it younger people (not that much younger either), have been asking "What's the secret to a long marriage?". That's definitely an "ask an old person" question. Someone ask us that today and I told her you need to learn to tolerate each other. I think my future answer will also include having separate TV's.
  24. I thought I dodged a bullet on the car buying experience. My wife's car is 8 years old with 95K miles. I've been telling her we either need to get a new one or spend some money on getting new strut's, brakes, etc. for hers. I've dragged her around to look at new cars and asked her what she wanted to do, which she never answers. I've made appointments to look at cars and she wouldn't go. So I just gave up assuming she was content. So we got a notice that she's getting some money from social security and I told her we could use it to fix her car. Then she asked me about getting a new car and asked why I waffle on getting one. I told her I didn't care and I was just following her lead of being non-committal. She then went on a rant that she never said she didn't want a new one, she likes all of them and it was my decision not to get a new one. When I pressed her on the fact that every time I tried to buy one she backed off, she said "Well I just started thinking about spending the money and thought I didn't really need one when there's nothing wrong with mine". I said "So I'm to blame for following your lead of indecision and waffling to get a new car?" Silence.
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