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lemonandaturd

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  1. Maybe we will learn the NIL game and we will tell a bunch of studs to come here and collect beaucoup advertising money if they transfer here. Then we can we start building some big mega churches in Manor and Elgin. to really get some SECSECSEC recruiting competition going.
  2. Nah, fuck Ohio State. They played Oregon and lost on the field at home. Was it at the shoe at night too? I can't remember.
  3. I hate Oregon and Ohio State, but piss on Herbstreit and his body of work bull shit. Head to head sets the mark. Just like it should have in 45-35. OU sucks at 8 is great.
  4. The correct nomenclature is Pegard.
  5. Fuck Baker Mayfield, but the commercial with him squirting nacho cheese in the kids' Halloween treat bags is pretty funny.
  6. Zach Evans must be gone. Has he had any carries?
  7. Jimbo looks like he just rolled out of bed after a three day drunk.
  8. Goober's girlfriend from the diner, Flora Malherbe had big tits.
  9. I hope Ewers has come to the realization that the NIL money is not worth fucking ugly chicks in checkered sweaters with pussies that smell like mothballs while riding the pine 4th on the depth chart in the rust belt.
  10. I miss the old days when a guy like Bear Bryant could chug a lug a fifth of moonshine on gameday and still become a coaching legend.
  11. Tell that to the toothless hillbillies in Arkansas that stormed the field in Fayetteville and got their school a $100,000 fine from the SEC.
  12. The Big 12 rots from the head down.
  13. Bielema is going to reach Mangino level fatness.
  14. These refs are worthless.
  15. Punk ass refs
  16. Kansas slapdicks can't keep their scoreboard lit.
  17. Nah, this year is going to be survival of the fittest.
  18. I will pay Dat Nguyen to come and kick Xian's ass. Fight me.
  19. So if young drunken Xian could control his vices and seek to get pussy, he would not be on this board tonight shitting on an underachieving Texas football team. He would be drunk getting pussy and singing Texas Fight.
  20. What makes you think he can't control his vices? Until Sark gets toted out of a hotel lobby in Indy like Rumlin, I am still a fan. Sark has done nothing at Texas for you to conclude that he can't control his vices. Florida and LSU are also 4-3. SEC SEC SEC I guess.
  21. And if Zach Evans was not a pussy, TCU would be leading OU now. Everybody is middle of the road this year.
  22. Damn, I am a hardcore Texas fan, but calling a recovering alcoholic Drunken Steve seems a little much. Fuck this shit. Texas football will survive and Steve will have success at Texas.
  23. Will his ashes be buried at Pyle facing the scoreboard?
  24. That sure took a lot of research just to shit on Texas football.
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