Everything posted by hayden_horn
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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)
porno speakeasy is a badass punk band name
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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)
this is like a completely illogical mass hysteria event like outlawing booze right?
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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)
they going to shut down the entire internet? what's the endgame here?
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
no wonder the kids are sad jesus fucking christ
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
the cops did everything but ask if the guy made a furtive motion to vindicate the shooter. Still can't believe they are charging him with murder.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
or...and I'm coming a bit out of left field, but what about an aggressive duck? once he's done we could give him an honorific celebrating the duck of death. Eh forget it im high af
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The Great Taking
lulz at you johnnie come lately motherfuckers. late 90s cable access ftw. alex went down to dps with a camera and it was glorious. then puppetose.
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the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
it's that russian nra dark money tho check out tucker's weird hostage trip to a russian supermarket. there were lives on the line there i swear
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
wow a perfectly executed friday news dump. Friday afternoon during the tournament. well done you smarmy fuck
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Shits going down with the Royals
yeah i mean any handle this like this at all? you don't have to spill the cancer beans if she does not want that. but you have to say something truthful even if it omits some truth. "The duchess underwent an abdominal surgery. There were some non life threatening complications. She is resting and recovering and will make an appearance when's she's goddamn good and ready. It might be a minute tho so get a sandwich and get comfy or take a nap or something. Please respect privacy blahblahblah" instead here i am thinking it's still rehab or something else because when you lie once, people will question you. But lie twice? That's a pattern. I probably won't believe you again.
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
i am gonna argue that it's lack of mental health care, specifically for vets and their families, that have the boomers (specifically but it goes all the way back to world war 1) all fucked in the head thinking that seeking mental health care somehow makes people soft. that's how the cruelty became the point.
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
lofl. i have a ton to say on this stupidity but I'll have to wait until after work. but this sounds a lot like "some people are saying that these people falling down and shaking are actually sick! everyone knows it's demons and if they pray harder and ignore their disease it'll go away."
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
yall the wife and i recently binged through the q series on max and then get me roger stone even in that, there was shit, like terribly outrageous stuff, that i had put out of my mind and I'm vindictive as fuck that still had me going what the fuck
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
it's weird how spending basically more than two solid decades villifying anyone having fun, starting riots for the city leadership, making travis county jail a revolving door of accused dwis, not really giving any effort to solving property crime, ignoring sexual assault accusations, setting up exploitative speed traps, assaulting unarmed people and oh killing them sometimes for no reason, using horses as weapons, and generally not doing their fucking job has resulted in citizen disinterest in giving them more resource to do this fuckjob they've been doing? get fucked edit: (the police not poor brisket to whom I'm responding haha)
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Shits going down with the Royals
so it hasn't been 90 days. i mean, it's got to be rehab. or nervous breakdown. or something actually fairly normal that they could humanize instead of myster-ize. but whatever
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Shits going down with the Royals
has it been 90 days yet? how long since she disappeared?
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
no fucking shit no wonder the kids hate you olds. good christ the insufferability level on this thread fucking exceeds 11.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
don't sleep on wkt or stench i fucking love graffiti.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
wait wait i just want to be clear here....yall suggesting that elon might be on some real drugs?
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Y'all Texans can't get pornhub anymore.
or i mean there's the rest of the fucking internet what's amazing is the total lack of awareness from the voters to the policy makers.
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Shits going down with the Royals
yeah so the obvious answer to a circle c wife disappearing for 3 months usually has to do with booze and opioids. we all know what's in those yetis, ladies. the stanley upgrade is more concerning but i digress. shit, she just probably needed a good drying out after a particularly shit year and especially bad holidays and she went in for the iv and bananas and oranges and cigarettes and oh shit they discovered she didn't need a dry January but a full emergency detox from drinking six bottles of wine daily or something wild
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TikTok : Give me TikTok or Give me Death !!!
this is great. i love this idea.
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good thing i got all these thomas kincade prints sitting around just awaiting the right moment
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
love the neti pot for cats. or the car wash. whatever it is it fucking rocks