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Thetexashammer

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  1. That's like an hour drive in Austin traffic.
  2. Is Israel engaged in extrajudicial detentions? I really hope not.
  3. Why does he never check out of plays? Maybe some football expert can answer that.
  4. We need to raise some NIL money for their punter.
  5. That dude has some Lando Calrissian going on.
  6. Kevin Mar has never had three dimensional intercourse.
  7. They weren't even back from commercial long enough to say how long the field goal attempt was.
  8. Mother fucker with the commercials. Jeezus.
  9. Senior night. We're literally just playing with our food at this point.
  10. "This kid can finish!" two seconds before the kid gets tackled LOL. Brando makes Lowell Galindo look smart.
  11. Hey guys, their secret plan is to win it all next year.
  12. I would settle for disembowlement Braveheart style, or possibly the guillotine.
  13. Will Rogers is going pro........in something other than sports.
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