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Helobious

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  1. Does he at least give you a safe word to use when you’re not comfortable doing something?
  2. You can’t count the fluke Michigan games against them. As someone upthread pointed out, ALL of their losses in the past 5 years have been close games where they ran into bad luck. They absolutely ass-fucked the best team in the country yesterday. I have no idea where you’re getting your confidence from.
  3. You can put the white victimhood hat down for a second. Taafe is good. He’s not good enough to help contain tOSU’s receivers. I don’t think you understand how good all of them are, they’re literally one of the best receiving corps to ever play in college football. Also Skatteboo cooked Taafe on that long reception where Taafe ripped his helmet off.
  4. Watch it again. The yellow line was a almost a full yard off from where the marker actually was. It was a legit spot.
  5. No, it’s not. Ewers outperformed him by almost every statistical measure. Leavitt’s game-ending pick was a fucking terrible throw as well.
  6. I didn’t realize it was meant to be played by taking yourself out of the game every 3 plays because you’re tired.
  7. Was that play where the lineman picked up Skatteboo and slung him into the end zone legal?
  8. Lulzed when they kept showing his dad. Long drive home back to the trailer park tonight.
  9. Listed at 5’11”, but he looks about 5’9” or so
  10. lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying
  11. Tessitore creaming himself on skatteboos last TD while ignoring that it was just because his lineman literally picked him up and put him in the end zone was annoying. And I still can’t figure out what the fuck Muhammad was doing on his TD pass
  12. “We have BREAKING news, there was a terror attack in New Orleans 15 hours ago”
  13. The block was there. He forgot to go for the ball
  14. They just said game will continue as scheduled
  15. Pretty much every good player for Michigan was sitting out today too. Embarrassing for bama
  16. At the college level and above, absolutely. At that size you need to be a freak athlete like Murray or a tank like Wilson or get lucky surrounded by supreme talent like Bryce Young. He’s neither.
  17. If he transfers are we really going to miss a 5’10” QB at all?
  18. He’s 2-0 vs tOSU though. That’s going to get him a lot of run.
  19. It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully.
  20. Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.
  21. From a fucking pirates fan is pretty rich. I’m sad to say I used to frequent r/baseball. It’s nothing but a bunch of virgin edgelords that don’t know the game now.
  22. Still one of the best and most organic sports brawls probably ever.
  23. Underestimate him at your own risk. All-district honorable mentions don’t just grow on trees.
  24. They could play, but Texas would risk a forfeit for using ineligible players.
  25. Saquon had over 1200 yards rushing and over 600 yards receiving his senior year at Penn St. And had 2 kick return TDs
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