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Helobious

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  1. He saw one picture of his swing and knew the game, pitch, and exact count of when it happened, over 2 years ago. Wild.
  2. I posted as much on a thread in here last year I believe after trying to watch ITYSL. I saw one funny skit in 4 episodes I think (babysitter hit & run or something). It’s just painfully unfunny and it doesn’t hold a candle to Key & Peele.
  3. I would think getting a new basketball coach here is an easy sell though. One coach and 2-3 really good transfers can take any team from terrible to competitive.
  4. In fairness you or I could take over the tennis team tommorrow and it wouldn’t skip a beat. It’s an individual, highly technical sport. A college coach does absolutely nothing in tennis. They’ve all got private coaches to hone their skills, and there’s no strategy to deploy. It’s nothing like trying to find a team sport coach.
  5. Hopefully I get a ring too then, because I helped the dodgers win just as much as he did
  6. Tim Robinson is one of the least funny mainstream comedians out there. This movie looks like pretentious meta crap, not one laugh or punchline in the entire trailer
  7. It’ll take a couple years but trump is going to get sick of Elon. I was shocked Trump didn’t even fake a positive expression in that video, he just looks annoyed.
  8. We’ll never know if Chris Taylor would’ve shit down his leg, because he only got 1 fucking at bat the entire World Series. What a gutless pussy. He’s got a $15 million salary and he still might not even make the team this year because he sucks. If he plays at all against us this year I would be curious to see if he mouths off after taking 96 mph to the rib cage.
  9. They officially disbanded their football program today actually. Looks like it’ll just be an 11 game season for the Vaqueros. https://www.texasfootball.com/article/2025/02/11/north-american-university-ends-football-program-after-four-seasons?ref=article_preview_title
  10. I need to get a Jiangsu Huge Horse cap
  11. Female pop is the dominant genre right now and nothing else is even close. Taylor, Chappel Roan, SZA, Doja Cat, that type of music.
  12. We don’t really have many successful former players in the pros. It’s not that surprising.
  13. This anthem and memorial shit is fucking unbearable. Just play the game
  14. Game look like a raucous sellout. Awesome “boycott” you guys did.
  15. Turturro & Lower knocked it out of the park. Great episode.
  16. Wow. Schmidt and A-Rod were more talented than I thought, batting and throwing right handed when they were actually left-handed apparently.
  17. See, that’s news to me. I didn’t know it was closed right now. I thought that’s why Rhule and Sark were being babies about their spring games
  18. This thread is a beating to sift through. If you want actual transfer news, tough luck. But hey here’s a page on generation brackets and another one on the demographics of shitty, souless Houston suburbs
  19. She found someone to take care of her without working. She sounds a lot smarter than you.
  20. Looked over the roster today. Couple of thoughts: 1) 43 players is absurd. They only get 26 in the pros, college teams should be capped at 35 imo. 2) heartwarming to see so many homies on the team 3) Hopefully Jonah Williams stops the baseball cosplaying after this year. He’s not Kyler Murray or Bryce Boettcher. He’d really benefit from just doing football. 4) pitching staff looks good, but there’s no real true lockdown ace. I feel like you need one to make noise in Omaha.
  21. He was playing at Plano West until he was a junior.
  22. I’m 31 since it seems to matter to several on here, and please don’t compare me to that idiot. A year or two ago Derka tried to goad us into a 1v1 basketball game after ztejas posted some video of himself taking jump shots and I made fun him for it. But I wasn’t going to drive all the way up to Austin just to fucking dogwalk some internet guy at a public court. That was the most extensive exchange I cared to have with him.
  23. I didn’t realize or forgot that A&M-commerce was moving up to FCS. Luis Perez isn’t walking through that door though. We’ll streamroll them.
  24. Schedule just dropped
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