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Helobious

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  1. Defensive masterclass from Arizona
  2. Best 4 game start to any Yankee season in my lifetime. Holy fuck we own the fucking Astros
  3. The Astros have 2 dads: Rangers & Yankees
  4. Yankees are 8-2 vs the Astros over their past 10 games. It’s turning into a master/gimp situation.
  5. You know you guys look washed. This is not even a full strength yankee team. You have all your regular bats and are just currently injury fucked on the starting pitching side.
  6. How many in a row is that vs the Astros? 5? Tide has clearly turned finally
  7. Pretty much everything you’d expect. I’m going to see it a couple more times
  8. Hang the banner up then. Seriously this board’s lovefest with the O’s is hilarious to me. I’m going to take great joy in watching that “young, exciting core” live in 80-85 win purgatory until they can’t afford their stars anymore.
  9. Awesome start to the season for the super great young exciting totally amazing Orioles. LO fucking L
  10. NL: Brewers over/ Dodgers under AL: Angels over/ Orioles under
  11. I also grew up in South Texas and never saw one at all growing up. I guess our valet never picked them out on his weekly grocery run.
  12. “Godzilla times Kong” is how I’ve been saying it.
  13. I’ve never had a moon pie. I don’t think they sold them in Texas until recent years because I definitely don’t recall ever seeing one at a store until recently.
  14. 2-2 lame split. Neither team is anything close to full strength.
  15. No one believes in us this year. B-ref has us finishing last, fucking Zips has us finishing behind Baltimore (lol) in the East. Watching the O’s crash and burn this year is going to be awesome. Definition of a pretender team. There’s nothing left for us to do but prove all the haters wrong and just win.
  16. Seeing this tonight. Read some Reddit reviews from people in Asia thatve seen it already a day ahead, pretty positive across the board. Sounds like it’s over the top stupid/ridiculous, which I’m totally in for.
  17. I haven’t had a soda since 2009. I drink exclusively water, and on occasion Gatorade zero, protein drinks, and alcohol.
  18. Imagine calling yourself a man and drinking sparkling water.
  19. I thought Norwegians were supposed to be hot. You could land a helicopter on that chick’s forehead.
  20. Well they’re not helping because that’s not even what the study they’re citing is saying. Just clickbait bullshit.
  21. Drove over that in 2021. Scary than the lake Charles I-10 bridge imo. But way more scenic.
  22. Him over Goldschmidt is definitely on my Mt Rushmore of bad takes, I’ll admit that one.
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