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Helobious

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  1. Oh come on. Everyone here picked the Yankees to be bottom feeders this year and they’re off to one of the hottest starts in the league. Yet I’m supposedly the one that knows nothing about the game.
  2. All those Yankees under picks are looking pretty solid. 6-1 start to the year.
  3. Got skullfucked all tournament, but my NC pick was UConn vs Purdue, with UConn winning it all. So I at least nailed those parts
  4. CSB: I was 13 or 14 riding my bike, and see my hot neighbor and her parents driving down the street in my direction. When they’re like 20 feet away from me some Rottweiler mutt comes charging out from a house barking at me. I knew not to try and run so I stop my bike and just stand there. Dog runs up close, but then retreats. Girl’s parents stopped and asked if I was ok. I said yeah (hiding that I was petrified). Never felt like a bigger badass and couldn’t believe that I had an audience for it. In some alternate reality I like to think that event ended with her blowing me after. TLDR: delivery driver sounds like a pussy
  5. Is a no-hitter even a notable achievement anymore?
  6. Defensive masterclass from Arizona
  7. Best 4 game start to any Yankee season in my lifetime. Holy fuck we own the fucking Astros
  8. The Astros have 2 dads: Rangers & Yankees
  9. Yankees are 8-2 vs the Astros over their past 10 games. It’s turning into a master/gimp situation.
  10. You know you guys look washed. This is not even a full strength yankee team. You have all your regular bats and are just currently injury fucked on the starting pitching side.
  11. How many in a row is that vs the Astros? 5? Tide has clearly turned finally
  12. Pretty much everything you’d expect. I’m going to see it a couple more times
  13. Hang the banner up then. Seriously this board’s lovefest with the O’s is hilarious to me. I’m going to take great joy in watching that “young, exciting core” live in 80-85 win purgatory until they can’t afford their stars anymore.
  14. Awesome start to the season for the super great young exciting totally amazing Orioles. LO fucking L
  15. NL: Brewers over/ Dodgers under AL: Angels over/ Orioles under
  16. I also grew up in South Texas and never saw one at all growing up. I guess our valet never picked them out on his weekly grocery run.
  17. “Godzilla times Kong” is how I’ve been saying it.
  18. I’ve never had a moon pie. I don’t think they sold them in Texas until recent years because I definitely don’t recall ever seeing one at a store until recently.
  19. 2-2 lame split. Neither team is anything close to full strength.
  20. No one believes in us this year. B-ref has us finishing last, fucking Zips has us finishing behind Baltimore (lol) in the East. Watching the O’s crash and burn this year is going to be awesome. Definition of a pretender team. There’s nothing left for us to do but prove all the haters wrong and just win.
  21. Seeing this tonight. Read some Reddit reviews from people in Asia thatve seen it already a day ahead, pretty positive across the board. Sounds like it’s over the top stupid/ridiculous, which I’m totally in for.
  22. I haven’t had a soda since 2009. I drink exclusively water, and on occasion Gatorade zero, protein drinks, and alcohol.
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