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Helobious

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  1. Never seen any of them. You watch one heist movie you’ve seen them all.
  2. It’s my personal favorite of his. On the 2nd viewing you pick up on so many hints and clues that give away the ending, driving home the theme that the audience wants to be fooled even when the answer is right in front of them.
  3. Memento was legitimately one of the top 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Boring and made 0 sense. Dark knight rises is up there too, it’s fucking stupid and horrible. The rest of his movies all range from very good to incredible.
  4. That argument would make way more sense if it was the middle of the year. It’s the first week of the season and these guys are all dropping like flies.
  5. One legit title in a 7 year span. Totally a dynasty.
  6. Why didn’t you tell me Verdugo is one of the worst players to ever make it to the bigs.
  7. That’s insane. Eventually got busted by a lowly University of Iowa police officer to boot.
  8. Not even close. Pitching injuries were out of control well before the pitch clock.
  9. I can’t think of anything in this world I’m less interested in than Dune.
  10. Just from listening to how Spanish interpreters translate for some players, I wonder if Ohtani actually said that and the interpreter didn’t interject that himself. They’re PR people.
  11. Holy shit those guys sound like fucking losers
  12. Baltimore looks super excited to support their team full of young stars.
  13. Yeah he got me. What kind of person over the age of 10 still does April fools?
  14. Member when people thought they’d move to Vegas? I member. Will probably end up back in Oak for 2029.
  15. Scott’s brother Mike was the minor league coach that was killed by a line drive in a game like 15 years ago.
  16. Oh come on. Everyone here picked the Yankees to be bottom feeders this year and they’re off to one of the hottest starts in the league. Yet I’m supposedly the one that knows nothing about the game.
  17. All those Yankees under picks are looking pretty solid. 6-1 start to the year.
  18. Got skullfucked all tournament, but my NC pick was UConn vs Purdue, with UConn winning it all. So I at least nailed those parts
  19. CSB: I was 13 or 14 riding my bike, and see my hot neighbor and her parents driving down the street in my direction. When they’re like 20 feet away from me some Rottweiler mutt comes charging out from a house barking at me. I knew not to try and run so I stop my bike and just stand there. Dog runs up close, but then retreats. Girl’s parents stopped and asked if I was ok. I said yeah (hiding that I was petrified). Never felt like a bigger badass and couldn’t believe that I had an audience for it. In some alternate reality I like to think that event ended with her blowing me after. TLDR: delivery driver sounds like a pussy
  20. Is a no-hitter even a notable achievement anymore?
  21. Defensive masterclass from Arizona
  22. Best 4 game start to any Yankee season in my lifetime. Holy fuck we own the fucking Astros
  23. The Astros have 2 dads: Rangers & Yankees
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