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Elvis

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  1. 80s was more fun because we were kids with 3 tv channels and a VCR, maybe 33 channels if you were lucky. Now there is ESPN ocho and a brazilian streams. Today's athletes are great. That's true.
  2. I was going to get my hair cut, but now I'm not.
  3. I wish I still had all of my Sports Illustrated VHS tapes of the dunk competitions and all the other other funny bits. I think one was swat time or something like that. Such a golden age. Of course this lead to the adjustable height basketball goal and mini-tramp combination. We were 10-13 and all stud athletes in the making. We could fly! I can't believe that nobody broke a foot.
  4. One point twenty one jiggle watts
  5. (Purley based on your avatar, and nothing personal. Good luck)
  6. Burn. I remember watching Dallas and Knot's Landing with my mom as a pretty young kid. She loved it. I loved the pretty girls. My dad would fall sleep. Later on we would watch TNG in syndication in the afternoons around 4pm. The hum of the ship and Picards smooth voice. Everyone took a nap to those sounds.
  7. Garland? I thought for sure they would be for sale in Abilene.
  8. Smoke detector talk not going away.
  9. I think that dude just went back in time to make out with his mom.
  10. I have an excellent (perfect) win record for fighting at Whataburgers. Taco Bueno too.
  11. Driving around Ft Worth. Me: What’s that voice? Wife: That's Christina Aguilarea Me: Why is Christina Aguilera talking to me? Wife: She’s my GPS voice Me:Your GPS is Christina Aguilera? Wife: yes! Me: We’ll no wonder we can’t find Shit this weekend!
  12. Driving around Ft Worth. Me: What’s that voice? Wife: That's Christina Aguilarea Me: Why is Christina Aguilera talking to me? Wife: She’s my GPS voice Me:Your GPS is Christina Aguilera? Wife: yes! Me: We’ll no wonder we can’t find Shit this weekend!
  13. Wait, wrong guy.
  14. RIP Manson Lamps
  15. Oil catch pan would be appropriate equipment for Mrs. Man
  16. We played with real footballs. Fucking 2nd string QB David Dickskin threw like he was trying to break the speed record. Instead he broke my finger (starting outside linebacker and 2nd string TE). He also split my starting WR/CB's hand in half. Then QB broke his collar bone, and we didn't have to worry about laser balls injuries for the rest of the season. Lot's more catches.
  17. I have that shirt and sunglasses.
  18. That place looks like this place....
  19. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    The list is long, but distinguished. Like my Johnson.
  20. I don't know if this is the right application, but I really like my Epoxy-Coat floor in the garage. https://epoxy-coat.com/
  21. Expensive automatic watches that don't work anymore. They probably cost a grand to fix each. That's a tough grand to spend. Each.
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