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Upgrayedd

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  1. Nope. Our sluts are clean.
  2. Hope you got your shots
  3. The mountain lion ate the family cat was cringe.
  4. I’m here as well (for 24 hours). What’s the deal with the mountain lion ballot measure? Some interesting competing ads on the tv this morning.
  5. On my flight this morning, was talking with the dude in my row (we were basically same age). Topic was business, the economy, which turned to politics. He said to me he couldn’t get behind Harris because she wants to tax unrealized gains in 401Ks. Me: ?????? “Its true, look it up.” I break out my IPad and take advantage of the 1 out of 3 SWA flights WiFi is working on. ”You mean the proposal aimed at individuals with over $200MM in assets? (Shows him table). “If you have that kind of money, why you flying SWA?” Silence. ”Think the Yankees gonna get swept?”
  6. I’m in Vegas that day for work. I’ll bring my sticker.
  7. The two of them in my small office aren’t even registered to vote
  8. Walmart Wolverine
  9. I am; and don’t call me Shirley.
  10. In Airplane!, every external shot of the plane comes with sound that is from a propeller aircraft when the aircraft is actually a jet.
  11. I think you are right unfortunately
  12. Inland Shithole doesn’t have the same panache
  13. Scully keeping his mouth shut and letting the moment speak for itself is the difference
  14. Did this to a superintendent with ketchup packets after he nailed my work boots to the trailer floor while I was on vacation.
  15. Oh, and anyone that claims they want a deflationary price environment ought to have their head examined.
  16. $3.80. That’s cute. $4.16 at my Costco. Point well taken on prices though.
  17. They’re Marines
  18. Forward by @NeverMarryAStripper
  19. The Omen and The Deer Hunter pretty much fucked me up.
  20. Don’t be superstitious. It’s bad luck.
  21. SBB and I were texting about this last night.
  22. I say this with all sincerity, and I know others share this sentiment, but he can choke on a bag of dicks. I’d be sorry if it wasn’t a bag of dicks that shot lava-hot gonoreah out the back of his skull.
  23. Scrolling up thru this thread makes it seem that was Dago’s take and I’m going WTF?
  24. Got a new shell for birthday. Any interest here in this Patagonia Powder Bowl shell? No rips. Some light fading in spots. Figured the color might interest some. Not actual shell. If interested I’ll send pics.
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