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Gooby

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Everything posted by Gooby

  1. She's also the one who made the Prayer Breakfast folks uncomfortable a couple of years back.
  2. Bisexuals will burn down Baby Yoda Which, for the record, I'm fine with....
  3. A used Titleist can look like an egg, I suppose...
  4. The HEB nearest me was sold the fuck out of eggs yesterday...not a one in the store to be found. I guess if you don't have them, people can't bitch about how much they cost.
  5. He said he was going to pardon those fucks when he got in the race. "Oh, that's what we like about Trump. He does what he says he's gonna do." Boo fucking hoo, dumbasses.
  6. And this fucking guy wants to invade Canada?
  7. I do hope he can make progress in getting ride of itchy heat
  8. I have no qualms with my State Farm coverage, but between this and "Bundle-rooski", I'm considering a change.
  9. I'll take it a step further and say that I can't stand Christmas Vacation.
  10. I read an article last week that said that, yes, grocery prices were up somewhat, but people are Uber Eats-ing and Door Dashing food and paying grocery store employees to shop for them so all the customer has to do is pick it up, and that's something that people aren't really taking in to account. The $9.00 carton of eggs urban legend originated from a Door Dash price.
  11. Gooby replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I went to HEB Sunday night before the new show, and counted no fewer than 6 women in Beth Dutton t-shirts of some form or fashion, and got dammit if there is a bigger red flag announcing someone as a person to avoid, I've never seen it.
  12. Talking all that shit and zooming away on a scooter. Total alpha.
  13. So, that koala just rests on that dude's head for the entire game?
  14. #DonnyDentures Sounded like he didn't have his teeth in.
  15. Button pushers for Gooby: The Doors The Eagles...with the exception of "In The City" The Band The Doobie Brothers CSN(&Y)...any iteration of this namby pamby bullshit Yes EL&P Free Bird, Tuesday's Gone and Sweet Home Alabama and fucking "Low Rider". How is it that we, as a collective society, aren't at our limit with that fucking song?
  16. And who knew the lead singer of DEVO is now working for the USSS?
  17. IMO, no one does songs about love and loss quite like Dire Straits. Here's one of my favorites from their last studio release
  18. To no one's surprise, Aggy over Grambling 8-0 final.
  19. It can make the tough guys crumble.
  20. Jardiance is really swell THIS JINGLE'S PLAYED ON A LOOP NON-STOP IN HELL!
  21. I'm about at my limit for that Gillette ad with the mooky-assed dad that calls his son while the kid is shaving. "Ay yo, you gotta a little somethin' on ya face." "GAME CHANGAH". Dude needs a razor across his neck.
  22. I left chili in a Tupperware bowl this weekend, and it was about this color when I emptied it.
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