Celery Man
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I was just googling "good mother's day gifts" trying to figure out something I can get within a week and one suggestion was fancy chocolates and I remembered that i ordered a fancy box of chocolates to be delivered next weekend like 3 weeks ago.
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Preparing for Empty Shelves and Increased Expenses
This is why you don’t make policy with prepper 2A types. You both end up in a dystopian hellscape, but the prepper likes it.
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Snake Salvation: Slithering Serpents Sink Fangs into Singleminded Savior
- 2025 Fitness Thread
Ah man, I'm sorry you're going through that - I don't keep up with the cancer thread, I've spent enough time down at MD Anderson thinking about that stuff for a few lifetimes. I've got the BRCA gene so I'm going in early for a look-see. Still hoping it goes well for you buddy.- 2025 Fitness Thread
Oh hey I’m getting my butt probed on DJ Screw day. Hope it goes well for you.- Truck Nuts
Anyone else have this problem with 2016ish F150 flip keys? Just fixed one with a bit of wire and JB Weld, we’ll see if it holds lol I guess I wrench on the key- RIP Jill Sobule
ah man, i definitely snuck the Clueless soundtrack out of my sister's Case Logic on a regular basis, ostensibly for the... Cracker, Radiohead, Bosstones, etc but yeah Supermodel got a spin every time. I haven't read the story but I hope she was asleep.- Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
I missed Luke Bell when he was alive and didn’t like this song the first time it came around in the algorithm, but it weaseled in there and has been in my head all day- The Guitar Pron Thread
got the proud uncle opportunity this weekend to get facetimed while they were playing guitars at Strait. Steered them away from a jr sized Martin and then teamed up with my niece to bully her parents into stretching the budget for a Koa 214CE that she decided she liked and was also the most expensive one they pulled down. Teamwork.- The Guitar Pron Thread
I feel like Garth maybe played Takamines? I assumed Steve Earle did too, but mostly because he had that line about not going very far with $37 and a Jap guitar.- Surly Dad Thread
Just boys doing truck stuff Before heading to a princess party 4 years old. Goddamn. Nice little Saturday.- homemade hot sauce/pepper sauce
Starting to experiment with some hot sauce. I made a pretty simple Serrano one a couple weeks back that I’ve been enjoying. This is now cooling, I think I’ll need to add more vinegar or strain it, we’ll see.- 2025 Fitness Thread
I use pb2 in my shake. getting enough fiber? Do you need something you can snack on in volume? I’ve been freezing those big long moon drop grapes and they’re great.- The Guitar Pron Thread
- The $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen
I have not been paying attention to this at all, but I'm curious about how far they see the modular personalization bit of this going and also wondering how much of this they are seeing as... doing lean product development on an entire car, seeing how this works before moving on to the slightly refined version, the truckier version, the coupe, whatever.- The $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen
I love the idea of having some basically go kart type vehicle for quick drives around town. LIke a Willys Jeep or a Thing or something, except I don't want to be a jeep guy and then it comes down still needing a real vehicle and not wanting three cars in my normal upper middle class house.- 2025 Weight Loss/Exercise Thread
Got a full physical. Doc is happy. I finally caved and bought new pants again. Two pairs of Levi’s 30x32. I wore a fitted shirt today and it stayed tucked in all day long. Hell yeah. For me, I love my protein shake. I’ve been in the office all week and I hate that I haven’t gotten to have it. Delicious, filling, and I can stretch it with ice if I want more volume. I’ve never ate so much spinach.- Best Pocket Knife?
Still loving this little buck. It’s small enough to not feel in my pocket, so I carry it all the time now.- Fat People
Just make it into the dip from Chuy’s and you can pretend it is salsa.- The Guitar Pron Thread
I have (had) Reverb pegged as an interesting potential employer. I used to be much heavier in DevOps, which is a field where Etsy was pretty pioneering, and I wouldn't mind living in Chicago where they are HQ'd and of course, a tech/digital company that is guitar focused - that would be perfect. Anyways, just from the randos I've connected with at Reverb on LinkedIn I've noticed some "Farewell!" posts over the past year or so, no idea if that's related. Curious how it goes. I'm almost bummed that the Etsy/Reverb thing is gone just from a career interest thing but also I'm not deep in that niche any more and I don't even know if Etsy is still a leader in that space and meh.- Fat People
Nobody is crying when you pull the little bottle of ketchup out of your purse.- Fat People
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oh yeah i agree, was just making a fairly politically inert joke about our current president's eating habits that did unlock a memory I had almost completely forgotten of being 18 and taking a girl who I was a bit on the fence about to a "fancy" dinner (for me for then, I think it might have been Birraporetti's before a movie at the angelika) and she stuck her gum on her knife on the table and immediately asked for a side of ranch. And as soon as she said "ranch" I made up my mind that I was about to move to Austin and she would stay in Conroe and that would be that. She was cute, I wonder what she looks like now.- Fat People
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We had a Fruitopia vending machine in my intermediate school. Which was fine, since it offered something that looked like juice which of course is healthy and I'm pretty sure part of that whole food pyramid thing. - 2025 Fitness Thread
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