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Bojack

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  1. It probably helps Beto that Texas won't have a US Senate race in 2022 since it's highly unlikely Texas Dems will field a candidate that helps the ticket. Republicans are going to portray him as anti-gun no matter what so he might as well own what he said and clarify that he's only talking about AKs and AR-15s. Edited to add that if you go hunting for a photo op, you'd better be someone that can sell it. John Kerry wasn't helped by his goose hunt. Same for John Mackovic with the turkeys.
  2. I imagine Pat Dye would've been an agent of gridlock.
  3. If you believe in End Times theology, If you're obsessed with implements of killing, If you find yourself talking about how it will all be revealed on such and such a day, If you're slapping skull stickers all over everything, You might be in a fucking Death Cult. And not a cool one like Thulsa Doom's outfit where at least you get laid.
  4. Ted Cruz as he announces his candidacy for 2024.
  5. Sad thing is they couldn't get the real Victoria Jackson so they had to use this off-brand imitator.
  6. Nice metaphor. If I recall, you voted for the tsunami of sewage over the calm ocean. If the election were today, how would you vote? Sincere apologies if I'm mistaken.
  7. This photo is ripe for some photoshop except that the cringed expressions of the SMU band are perfection.
  8. That would have been good. Now that I look at the gif I posted, it appears he's in a 49ers uniform and scoring against Atlanta.
  9. Sorry I don't have a link but I read somewhere that it's because Melania is a low-down porn hooker that hates Christmas.
  10. I imagine the feds can make a few cases for public urination. I doubt if there were sufficient facilities for that many people. Any of the rioters seen pissing on camera could maybe be charged as sex offenders.
  11. So he's the grandson of Jeff Sessions?
  12. Six Pack starring Kenny Rogers? I don't remember the husky kid or Russ Griswold being in it. Edited to add that I've just learned that Anthony Michael Hall was the original Russ. Don't know how I never realized that.
  13. The power of lean economics is some pretty great spin for saying you're broke. I've got to steal that. "Sorry I didn't make it out today. Truck wouldn't start. Can I get an advance to buy materials for the job? My guys quit because I haven't paid them in a few weeks. Behold the power of lean economics."
  14. Damn. That's worse than you treated Winthorpe at the city jail. Bravo.
  15. She has what looks like 18" lengths of 4" and 2" pvc pipe in that bag. What the hell is that about?
  16. Thank you for that. I pictured you listening to Good Ol Boy Alabama Radio wearing a hastily made radiation suit like those guys clearing the roof in Chernobyl. You did your part, comrade.
  17. Clearly his lack of success as an actor is due to be being blacklisted by the Hollywoo liberal cabal, just like happened to Kirstie Alley, that one Baldwin, and Kirk Cameron.
  18. Or Take The Bus, Pussy.
  19. Sadly, you're giving them too much credit. Pence only "turned" on Trump because he was put in an impossible position after the mob believed Trump when he told them that Pence could unilaterally overturn the election results. DeVos and some of the others likely only resigned so they wouldn't have to take a stand on the 25th Amendment.
  20. I heard the broadcast live. It didn't make much sense to me. Word for word, best I can remember... "The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. Avenge me!!! AAVVEENGGE MEEEE!!!!!!"
  21. Maybe Kirstie Alley is tired of her legacy being, "Eh, I preferred Shelley Long."
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