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Bojack

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  1. I agree. He's not coming off well at all. He's running through all the crazy shit that most people miss since they're either not engaged or they consume media that shields the from his lunacy.
  2. Not me. My uncle knew all about those things so I'm good.
  3. Fuck this pre-game shit. Anyone know the actual kickoff time?
  4. In honor of Lobo, YGifs: Damnit, I had something for this. I was thinking: Some mace, some horseradish, uhh... some coffee creamer...whatever makes sense.
  5. To be fair, it looks like a comedy club and I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
  6. Aren't you part Cajun as well? Bet you'd really hate to those crosstabs.
  7. Trump needs an Orlando type so he can have a clean name on the liquor license. Of course in Trump world, there's a much greater chance the front ends up being a criminal as well.
  8. Donald Trump is Pronghorn?
  9. From the comments:
  10. What's the punchline? Q: How many Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to change the lightbulb. Two to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
  11. I think I know what satire is. I know it's almost bed time for you but can you explain what's satirical about the post they're referring to?
  12. But he's adding to his almost 30,000 posts, mostly in the CR, many of them full of petty insults, while he strolls through fields of ripe wheat.
  13. Today JD will be practicing his new and improved retail politics in a burger joint in Wisconsin. JD: Hey, I'm running for Vice President. Worker: OK JD: How long you worked here? Worker: Since May when I dropped out of college. JD: OK. What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
  14. JD Vance: "I'll take some hot dog buns, a jar of bbq sauce, one of those license plates. Whatever makes sense. How long you worked here?"
  15. He's saying that Jesus would cheat to make him the winner.
  16. JFC. Or maybe you're just a contrarian jackass. That shit is clearly staged. Nobody just happens to have a sledgehammer laying around whether it's a man cave or a living room. Why the fuck are you arguing?
  17. I've always thought jizz jars were as weird as it gets. Maga is about to plummet into even stranger places. God damn. Repeatedly praising Hannibal Lecter during speeches. All this icky JD Vance stuff. I honestly can't wait to see what comes next from this array of creeps.
  18. Brilliant observation. You're in political lock step with that weirdo.
  19. I'm not sure I get it. It's a reference to The Natural?
  20. I heard that with all that food Trump is going to debut a Gallagher type routine in order to appeal to younger voters.
  21. This nails it about their reaction to weird better than anything else I've heard. After all, they're fucking fascists whether they know it or not. In groups, out groups. Protect but don't bind. Bind but don't protect. They're fine with all that and only dread being one of the "outs." Also, they assume we'll do to them what they'd gladly do to us.
  22. I actually answered a text poll yesterday because it was asking who I supported for VP. Walz wasn't one of the 6 or so options so I chose "someone else" thinking I'd have a chance to write in Walz. Much of the reason I'm hearing about Walz is because he's big in CR. Talking to some other Democratic voters and they've not heard of him. In the short time between now and when the pick is made, how do we influence it in favor of Walz? Maybe time to put together a Surly Lawyers for Walz Zoom call. Imagine Hope doing the introduction for her dad to be VP nominee at the convention.
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