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Beau Vine

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  1. Wife's painting the laundry room for some stupid reason, even though we're going to have the whole house painted in about 3 months. I'm lying on the couch, under the blanket, watching football with the dog lying next to me. Her: Can you come in here when there's a break? Me: No, I'm not going to get up and give you my opinion of how the laundry room looks. Her: Why? Me: Because I don't care and I'm extremely comfortable here. Her: blahblahblah I want to know if it needs another coat of paint! Me: You're the painter! You decide! Her: But I need another pair of eyes! <I get up and go look> Me: I think it looks fine... Her: <pause> I'm going to put another coat on it.
  2. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That's the greatest thing I've ever seen!
  3. Makes it easier to plan things.
  4. Doesn't seem that long ago that aggy was claiming that Bjork went rogue and offered HFC position to Stoops. tOSU must be really impressed by that alpha move.
  5. Hmm, I wonder if that's a woman's car? It's a real mystery...
  6. I feel like I'm watching the Cowboys in Steeler jerseys.
  7. Texas State cancelled classes tomorrow. Important for me was the note at the end that clarified that online classes are also cancelled. Lulz.
  8. Not to beat a dead horse, but if that was a catch, Dez's was a catch.
  9. All you have to do is jump right before the balloon hits the ground...
  10. Denney Faith is a much better coach than McCarthy.
  11. Worst loss in franchise history. 44-0 was a lot better than this.
  12. I was at the store yesterday and I saw a display for non-alcoholic White Claw. WTF? Why wouldn't you drink fucking Kool-Aid?
  13. I'm assuming Grubb is also going to Bama, because I don't think Rogers would have portaled if UDub were going to promote Grubb.
  14. Hold the phone, the Detroit Pistons' coach is making $13M/year???!?!! Didn't I see that they just lost something like 30 in a row?
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