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RDCanecutter

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  1. Well, according to Big-Truth Anti-Deep-State Thinking, most Republicans aren't even Republicans. So maybe a Democrat actually is a Republican. Never thought about that, did you, Sheeple. They's WHEELS within WHEELS.
  2. Well, I mean, they should already have maps and war plans of the region.
  3. Nahgonnalie, kinda like the little California house. Walking distance from the Santa Ana Zoo and the Blood Red Carpet at the Tustin Church of Christ, and conveniently located for visits to the Mexican Consulate if I need to straighten shit out. And I believe Santa Ana is hometown to the guy who used to write the Ask A Mexican column, so maybe I could get decent telenovelas on broadcast TV.
  4. On the Walmart site, you can buy an ounce of gold with monthly payments of $110 or so. Wonder what will happen with actual real gold available in the Pay-Day-Loan-o-sphere.
  5. Suppose-- and imagine you're a guy who thought he would conquer a 40 million population country in 3 days-- suppose you know it would trigger Article 5, but you think you could escalate then calm NATO down with your genius words after allowing them to bugzap some disposable troops of questionable loyalty such as Wagner bumbling across the fence in Poland. Then while, say, Macron is showing off his big Both Sides brain, you offer a Good Will Gesture to withdraw from Ukraine so long as the West assures you that you can keep Crimea. It's stupid, but less stupid than some things that already happened.
  6. I could see some "rogue" Wagnerites dicking around on the Polish border just to see what happens, and Putin trying to play it off that they aren't official Russian military. What ties it all together is the stupidity of it, makes me think it could happen.
  7. An alleged ethnic Armenian gloating about man-made famine.
  8. Oh, Kellogg is selling the Pringles factories in Russia? Well OK then.
  9. I would walk into that Pringles HQ like Matthew Broderick in Glory storming into the supply officer's building looking for shoes for his men, except instead of him knocking all the canteens off the shelf, it'd be me slapping Pringles tubes everywhere. Then I'd take the cane they thought I was using to walk with, and turn it into an Alabama Whoopin Stick. Whale on em make it sound like a fat moth hittin a fan. Then I'd piss on em. Maybe the desk too. Fuckin Pringles. Zip fly.
  10. And in the blink of an eye, the decades fall away, I can see their lights a block away, as I shuffle there down the street, to meet whoever shows up, without a care.
  11. It's like a 5 year old explaining how her imaginary friend ate the cookies.
  12. I did not expect to scroll through my Instagram feed and see precious metals ads from Walmart. https://www.walmart.com/ip/1-oz-American-Gold-Eagle-BU-Random-Year-Walmart/898663465?athbdg=L1600 The prices range from good to What Are You Thinking. The fun starts when somebody doesn't know that the 20 gram Hobbit coin for 23 bucks isn't gold-- Yeah it's 23 bucks, but it's listed in "Gold Coins" with no disclaimer. Seems like any profit would be offset dealing with crazy people complaints. https://www.walmart.com/ip/2013-20-gram-The-Hobbit-The-Desolation-of-Smaug-BU/1653023319 Looks like Walmart is serving as a second online storefront for Apmex and others. Ah-- turns out that on Apmex's own site, they put the Hobbit coin in its "Base Metal" category, and asks 13 bucks for it.
  13. I was hoping by now that he'd have broken his contract and gone off to be senator of another country.
  14. You just had to reel me back in, didn't you.
  15. Been through Newbern a few times. I thought its main claim to fame was the old railroad bed had been converted into a walking path. Surprised to hear that it's operating on 1890 principles, but not really. I know one or two batshit-crazy rich-ass families in the area so not shocked.
  16. I wonder if Hunter would be willing to serve the country by maybe flashing his dong at MTG and Boobert. Even if they weren't interested in it, they'd fight over it, as proof of their dominance in the baboon hierarchy.
  17. Well I wonder why I was able to see the ad then.
  18. Seats in rides will be double normal width. Visitors will complain that seats are too small.
  19. And they never knew the stress of job-hunting...
  20. Yeah, about 20 years ago they took the Strip, which at one time was a stretch of quirky dives, and tore it to bits and remade it into a mall food court. Not that it was great in olden days, but at least it was original. Gallettes is the only "old" place I know of, depending on your definition of "old." I guess Egans finally caved in.
  21. Ancient Irish Gaelic for "shovel-faced traitor."
  22. I'm going with Duende. Little People. Moon-Eyed People. Goblins. Two shopping centers south of the interstate knocked the tops off of hills, no doubt spreading a lust for vengeance among the fey folk.
  23. He meant "largest" as in "highest average body mass." And I bet you thought you knew just about everything.
  24. You'll all be sorry when I'm mega-rich and I don't even hire any of you to work at the Taco Bell inside my yacht.
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