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aggie08

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  1. Finally got seeing to swing this...man, I was pretty surprised by how much I didn't like it. I went in expecting an incredibly shot, paint-by-numbers, popcorn movie about one of my favorite sports. Instead it was Brad Pitt and a Lewis Hamilton stand-in mucking it up and exploiting some cheap, grey area bullshit over and over and over again that would have got them suspended for the rest of the season, or stabbed. The only time they raced anyone wheel-to-wheel, they spun out or crashed. On purpose or by accident? I completely lost track and the desire to care. I think Pitt finished only 4 of 9 races, 3 of them in a montage. I actually think it would have been a bit better if it was cheesier and completely unrealistic.
  2. I would love to hear an rational explanation for this that's more probable than: because Big Bird is woke.
  3. The blatant Facebook bot push to make Leavitt "hot" is so transparent and sad.
  4. Hunter Hearst Helmsley was born to be MAGA before MAGA was a glint in Donnie's eyes.
  5. Bruh, do you even right wing comedy? Awkward silence means you're crushing!
  6. No. It was a question whose answer is in doubt.
  7. Hey statsman, can you go a day without repping the most transparently bullshit "journalism" that someone randomly links?
  8. Can we just fast forward to the part where the only programming available is Fox News or a handful of Russian funded podcasters? I feel like we're wasting time.
  9. All while being an incredibly shitty actual wrestler.
  10. Can't fix stupid white trash.
  11. The better question is how much money would you be willing to lose to publicly solidify that your dad, Hulk Hogan, is a complete piece of shit, and you want absolutely nothing to do with him? I think I'd sacrifice $100k to get in one final "F you" to a trash human being. $150k? "Hmm, maybe he wasn't THAT bad."
  12. 70+ years of empirical data that nothing you say has any real, negative consequences.
  13. Things are so much more stress free when you finally accept that no combination of words is ever going to matter.
  14. What kind of morons decided that the best way to transport, present, and serve bacon is in an upright fry box?
  15. Little do they know, you're actually on a message board full of assholes.
  16. Like, honestly, dude's been in the public eye for 50 years. This is the only time I've ever seen him legitimately, genuinely, sincerely happy and laughing. Shooting the shit and scoping out tail with Jeffrey Epstein.
  17. Sorry, I'm going to withhold my judgement until an expert tells me that that gun actually is no more damaging ballistically than a .22, and it's not a big deal that mentally disturbed individuals can legally obtain them.
  18. Young parents. Bigly. They think their say as parents is going to be taken away by schools/doctors all too happy to let 12 year olds make their own influenced gender decisions. Not saying I agree, but that's the reality.
  19. You mean like unintentionally getting somebody knocked up? Or smoking weed? Or having a misdemeanor on their record?
  20. I would just say that--even when discussing a made for Netflix Adam Sandler sequel to a 30 year old ridiculous movie in its own right, that stars all of his friends and family--the last 45 minutes is still noteworthy for its god awfulness.
  21. Harsh. But fair.
  22. Looking forward to "letting everyone with any involvement free and paying them reparation money" becomes what MAGA says they wanted all along.
  23. Ah, the post-breakup swimsuit body. No clue why it always takes a breakup to get your shit in gear, but it almost always does.
  24. Nothing says "I'm serious this time" like giving a flexible range of dates.
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