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aggie08

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  1. C'mon dude, he's awesome, but no need to be ridiculous. You're basically saying that he's going to do something that no player in NBA history has ever done over the entirety of their careers (again, no player has career highs of 10+ in all five categories)...in a single game. I do give him a puncher"s chance to be the first player ever with career highs of 10+ in all 5 (he's only 54 games into his career, and he already only needs a 10 steal game to make history), but it ain't going to be in the same game. Ever. You'd have to be playing the Washington Generals to record 10 blocks AND 10 steals in a game.
  2. 10+ steals is the rarest of the 5. Only done 23 times by 19 players. Of the 19, Draymond Green is the only non-guard, and he's currently at 6 blocks for his career high. So, I guess I answered my own question: no player in NBA history has ever recorded 10+ in all five categories in their careers.
  3. I realize this is hyperbole, and you don't actually think that he'll ever record a quintuple double, but it got me thinking: does any player have a career high of 10 or more in all five categories? Wilt would be the obvious pick, but they didn't record steals or blocks back then. Safe to say he had some 10+ block games, but steals? MJ topped out at 6 blocks, but did have a 10 steal game. LeBron has never topped 5 blocks or 7 steals. Hakeem is the closest that I've found. 10+ in four of the categories, with 8 being his most steals in a game.
  4. Fucking no shame in his game. "I see you just signed your son up for my football camp. Want to come to my house and fuck around for a few days?" ...not that a girl like that is expecting to be wined and dined and slow played, but still.
  5. God damnit, fuck all this decorum shit. Someone stand up and tell that shrew what an evil piece of shit she is.
  6. I'd listen to an argument that his A game is still as good as anyone in the league who doesn't spend their off-season in Serbia. But his A game is few and far between, especially on the defensive end. Top 5 guys are expected to be consistently excellent and carry their teams night after night. LeBron can't do that anymore in the regular season, and he hasn't carried a playoff series since 2020. He's still good for virtuoso game, maybe two, over a 7-game series, which is nothing to scoff at...but it ain't top 5 worthy. Still really impressive that his cruising, conserve his energy B and C games are still good for 25/7/8 at 39.
  7. Does it come with the added bonus of no longer being welcome at my in-laws house for Christmas? If so, sign me the fuck up!
  8. "You live in Tempe? I lived in Tempe 15 years ago! Do you know Doug?" Few things more laughable than the loudest social media assholes complaining about privacy.
  9. I was unaware that I'm black. Cool. My wife will be pleased to know.
  10. Yeah, I've doing my best for about a year to ignore that our Supreme Court is for hire, and their own bylaws make them completely immune to punishing for--and, frankly, encourage--their fealty to the highest bidder.
  11. I can't wait to be lectured on how cruel and insensitive we're being for making fun of the situation and not giving their family respect and privacy during this difficult time. Hunter Biden sucks dick for coke! You heard it here first from my totally not Russian asset informant.
  12. Oh fuck all the way off. You know damn well that wasn't why they killed it. You fucking puppet.
  13. The electoral college argument is always so pointless and hollow to me. We all know damn well that the, "We have to honor the Constitution's foresight to look out for the little guy and give Idaho a say!" arguments would completely flip in today's GOP the second that the electoral college became beneficial to Democrats. And yes, I'm sure a fair number of Democrats would flip flop too. The difference is that the GOP would have had their stacked Court change it by now.
  14. Kind of depressing that we have to go all the way to the Supreme Court to (hopefully) decide that, "No, nobody gets to do whatever the fuck they want without legal consequence."
  15. I'd watch that season of Drive to Survive. Binged the latest season, and Red Bull barely gets any screen time during the most dominant season in F1 history. Max is a boring machine.
  16. Mixed you up with Cheeseweasel. Apologies.
  17. You don't have to go through life being a moron. You know damn well that Trump's transition is unlike any other in American history in its harm and selfishness.
  18. *as long as you think your tax bill is lower.
  19. Here ya go. Also, just off the top of my head, when you lecture us for inaccurately implying that Trump paid Stormy Daniels with campaign funds when Michael Cohen went to prison in part for [checks notes] using campaign funds as reimbursement for his pay off to Stormy Daniels. So you despise him, yet you undoubtedly vote for him anyway. Is the ethos really that important?
  20. ...that you've voted for twice and will again, who you always seem to find the time to defend from the mean ol' cabal. Curious that.
  21. Oh, the next guy will be worse for sure. The question is will they be as effective.
  22. Arizona is staying blue. Which is sure to piss off your typical lifelong Arizonan. Which makes me smile.
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