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Art Vandelay

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  1. About 7-8 years ago I was having dinner/drinks at a bar in East Austin with my then girlfriend. We sit down and I immediately notice Dennis Quaid is sitting at a table with a few other people directly behind my gf. I look at him for a few seconds and then say to my gf, "don't turn around, but Dennis Quaid is sitting right behind you." Well, it's a small place so the table is pretty close and apparently he either heard me, or saw me looking at him, or both. So when I look back at him he is giving me the angry Dennis Quaid stare. Kinda like this, only angrier: And for some reason, it just cracks me up that Dennis Quaid is staring at me like he wants to punch me. My gf says "why are you laughing?" and I'm like "I think Dennis Quaid wants to kill me." /csb
  2. About 16-17 years ago, I was working for a midsize software company in Austin. We'd just hired this product development guy. He seemed a little weird/awkward, but no more so than your average tech nerd. Nice enough guy. One day he tells me he's running for Lt Gov on the Texas LP ticket. I thought he was joking. He wasn't. /csb
  3. What a deal!
  4. The pig says "my wife is a slut."
  5. Ah. Thank you. I was trying to figure out if there was a connection to Seinfeld (my original reference). EDIT: And although I'm an old, I do know who Andre 3K is.
  6. I'm an old so I'm afraid you're going to have to explain this one to me.
  7. EDIT: MAC beat me to it.
  8. Movie casting. Serious business.
  9. I know a guy who named his kid Seven.
  10. Well, it certainly helps that Cruz is such as unlikeable, slimy, spineless opportunist.
  11. False equivalence. The difference is that there are horrifying examples of Sharia Law still in practice today, just as they were in the middle ages. The same can't be said of Christian theocracies, because those don't exist (thankfully). Christianity began reforming over 500 years ago. Islam needs to do the same.
  12. Kramer, listen to me. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.
  13. I actually just bought that album (City to City) after reading this thread. I've always loved Baker Street and Right Down The Line.
  14. Looks like them Duca boys are at it again.
  15. My nephew just got back from studying in Genoa a couple of weeks ago, so this hits close to home.
  16. Hence my deserted island idea. One can only dream.
  17. Is there any way we can lure the neo-Nazis dipshits and the Antifa fucksticks out of their moms' basements and onto a deserted island and let them all fight each other to the death? Seems like a win-win.
  18. And a pilot, to boot.
  19. I will bury you under a barn.
  20. Yeah. It goes great with Amy Poehler and bluebell ice cream. What are you, a Nazi??
  21. Dylan Roof...Klebold was one of the Columbine kids.
  22. Is there a version with subtitles?
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