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Ten Bears

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  1. and there is also a rabbit.
  2. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
  3. Are we married because that sounds exactly like me. Hi sweetie!
  4. Would you say baseball goes to eleven?
  5. I have been a lifelong Cowboys fan. When I was 10 I had the Roger Staubach full uniform, pads, helmet and everything. November 18th I will be rooting for the Texans.
  6. Imagine the list that owning the site will get you on?
  7. Mike Campbell and the Dirty Knobs and Lucinda ACLLive tix go on sale Thursday, presale tomorrow. Ten Bears would be forever grateful for a presale code.
  8. What kind of "InSidE JoB!!! would use a kid who seems to be new to firearms and not even give him a scope? Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.
  9. I remember the GM Steakhouse tip jar had a sign that said Tips is Spit Spelled Backwards. I acted like Jerry at the soup nazi place when I was in there.
  10. Not be racist shitheads?
  11. Pigs eat their own shit though. It's recursive.
  12. We used to give our pigs post-processed deer carcasses and the only things they couldn't eat were the brain pans as they couldn't get their mouths open enough to crush them. Moral of the story would be to smack your corpse's skull with a hammer before feeding the pigs.
  13. Ten Bears replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Wait 3 hours?
  14. Those weirdos sure do fetishize "Leadership".
  15. I was told you wrap them in chicken wire and throw them in deep water by a dam and the fish will take care of the rest. Also you have to stab the abdomen several times so the bloating gas can escape and the corpse won't float.
  16. I would have at least died trying to throw that shit as far as I could.
  17. We should change it to "Goodbye to OU" just for the lulz.
  18. Ten Bears replied to TXs's topic in Football
    Paul also threw up the horns while live on the set but I can't find an image of it.
  19. Except when he sing The KKK Took my Baby Away.
  20. Tell Sprinkles I said she better pay me the money she owes me.
  21. Ten Bears replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel
    Ironic because back when actual wild longhorns were around they were all over the barrier islands.
  22. Also boats that run on batteries:
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