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Ten Bears

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Everything posted by Ten Bears

  1. What, you ain't had barkacoa?
  2. Nice try. I think we all know who the "obvious culprit" is.
  3. I can't get past the creepy shit he was texting that 14(?) year old girl. I haven't listened to him in years despite being one of my favorites.
  4. Halloween '81 Cotton Bowl. I was a high school freshman and asked my dad if I could go see The Rolling Stones. He said "I have some stones you can roll," and made me pick up rocks out of the fields all weekend. He liked to recall that story until I shut him up by telling I told him that at that point I just quit asking and started going to concerts without permission.
  5. Long ass time. I want to say close to 50 years now.
  6. My friends sister was raped and murdered in a Fort Worth apartment. The killer was smart enough to put her in the bathtub and turn on the hot shower so that the steam removed any evidence and fingerprints. Since it was an apartment the hot water never ran out which made a mess of the corpse.
  7. I was working with an Alaska pipeline welder that said they had these deep casings in the ground that they would drop O2 tanks, valve first, into and they would shoot out like a rocket. Wasn't sure I believed him until that video.
  8. After 2 or 3 virgins I think I am trading in all the rest for a couple of sex crazed divorcees.
  9. I fail to see the problem.
  10. As seen by my kid in the wilds of Austin yesterday. Her comment: "Of course he parks like an asshole."
  11. Ten Bears replied to HookEm's topic in Daily Texan
    How many of you with tinnitus have hearing aids? I hardly notice it when I am wearing mine.
  12. OK Boomer.
  13. Each year I purposely listen to one Thanksgiving song, and one Christmas song, and then call it a season. Humbug.
  14. Ten Bears replied to Deej's topic in Music
    I have that ticket stub somewhere.
  15. Okra is a vile gourd and should be eradicated from the planet.
  16. ...and 23.5% less chance of someone shooting you for it.
  17. We’re still talking about chasing tail, right?
  18. Is there a rooftop bar/restaurant in one of the "skyscrapers" downtown?
  19. http://youtu.be/MUcCXttw3ko?si=hzaOnZLOm5k5Qatr
  20. Slorched
  21. Early Texans were some feuding sons of bitches. Especially the cedar choppers and that wasn't that long ago.
  22. So no ass at all? Got it.
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