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Ten Bears

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  1. My friends sister was raped and murdered in a Fort Worth apartment. The killer was smart enough to put her in the bathtub and turn on the hot shower so that the steam removed any evidence and fingerprints. Since it was an apartment the hot water never ran out which made a mess of the corpse.
  2. I was working with an Alaska pipeline welder that said they had these deep casings in the ground that they would drop O2 tanks, valve first, into and they would shoot out like a rocket. Wasn't sure I believed him until that video.
  3. After 2 or 3 virgins I think I am trading in all the rest for a couple of sex crazed divorcees.
  4. I fail to see the problem.
  5. As seen by my kid in the wilds of Austin yesterday. Her comment: "Of course he parks like an asshole."
  6. Ten Bears

    Tinnitus

    How many of you with tinnitus have hearing aids? I hardly notice it when I am wearing mine.
  7. OK Boomer.
  8. Each year I purposely listen to one Thanksgiving song, and one Christmas song, and then call it a season. Humbug.
  9. Ten Bears

    Led Zeppelin

    I have that ticket stub somewhere.
  10. Okra is a vile gourd and should be eradicated from the planet.
  11. ...and 23.5% less chance of someone shooting you for it.
  12. We’re still talking about chasing tail, right?
  13. Is there a rooftop bar/restaurant in one of the "skyscrapers" downtown?
  14. http://youtu.be/MUcCXttw3ko?si=hzaOnZLOm5k5Qatr
  15. Slorched
  16. Early Texans were some feuding sons of bitches. Especially the cedar choppers and that wasn't that long ago.
  17. How horrifying. Good.
  18. So no ass at all? Got it.
  19. Ten Bears

    Getting old sucks

    I woke up swinging after my colonoscopy. My first recollection was hearing someone say "Whoa, we got a fighter here!" I also remember nearly being in tears at 6 am for the 8 am procedure because my shit wasn't clear like they require and I thought i was going ro have to do it all over again. 30 minutes later it was clear as water. The 1st meal after starving and shitting yourself for 24 hours is pretty tasty.
  20. I voted for Hank.
  21. Yeah I've made dozens of harder deer kill shots than Oswald made that day.
  22. At least Uncle Slaton brings the meth and moonshine.
  23. Hall has one of the greatest r&b voices of all time. Just ask him and he we tell you.
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