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Ten Bears

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  1. Who are two angels and JD Souther?
  2. https://acousticstoday.org/alan-lomax-and-equality-through-recording-aj-lawrence/ Cool article about John's grandfather and great-grandfather recording early folk songs.
  3. Any idea what a Model 1894 Winchester .32-40 with a serial number somewhere around 16000 (built in 1895) would be worth? My grandfather won it in a raffle in the '40s. It's in pretty good shape. It's missing the butt plate and a few screws but I think it would fire.
  4. I'm with Blaze. Fuck these fucks.
  5. Fuuuuck me I had no idea she was married to that croaking toad.
  6. In '82 a buddy and I climbed on top of the Jester elevator and rode on it all of the way to the top without anyone knowing we were there. I got a little nervous not knowing how much headroom would be left after we reached the 14th floor but we were fine. Weirdly, as we rode back down to the lobby, the elevator gets stuck between the lobby and 2nd floor. We can hear a crowd gathering in lobby and can see a cop thru the crack in the door and I hear someone say "I think someone is in there." Panicking, I start studying the linkage mechanism that opens the door and find the right place to pry and manage to get the door open from the inside and we crawled out onto the 2nd floor lobby without getting cut into by the elevator suddenly starting up. We went to the lobby all innocent, "What someone is stuck in there? Oh my!"
  7. Care to elaborate on the inside information?
  8. I didn't see near enough kicking around the head and neck area when that psychopath was on the ground.
  9. Why did Kokefest get canceled?
  10. My second piece of ass was my freshman year of high school on a trip to Del Rio where my dad was racing mules. He had several racing quarter horses and then racing mules back before parimutuel betting ruined all of that. In La Cuña at the calcutta the night before the races my dad tells my buddy and I that his best friend and the jockeys were going to Boys Town and asked did we want to go with them. Why yes, yes we did want to go with them. Right in front of my mom he gives us each $20 and says to be careful while my mom just shakes her head. On the way over there one of the jockeys pulls out a joint and we all get high af, with my dad's friend saying if I repeat anything I see tonight I will never go anywhere with him again. I kept my word because the next year we go back and I get laid for third time. The next summer we raced mules in Durango. Did not get laid but drank moonshine for first time.
  11. I wonder if Johnny sack is still stanning for Meatball Ron?
  12. Those are the craziest crazy eyes ever. Aggie Karen gets schooled by cop:
  13. When I was 12 I got kicked square in the chest by the first horse I ever broke. It knocked me about about 10 feet away and my dad said he couldn't get a heartbeat for what seemed like an eternity but he figures it was a little less than a minute. I woke up and was fine except for the horseshoe shaped 1" knot on my chest. I plowed my first field all by myself at 9 years old and had my fist pickup (58 Chevy stepside) as an 7th grader. You grow up fast on the farm. Probably illegal now. That's kinda Texan I guess.
  14. Man am I the only one that has to take a shit 10 minutes after shooting up some adrenochrome?
  15. You ain't never going to change are you?
  16. I have been airborn twice while driving a car, both when I was 13 and on dirt roads. Managed to land both times without crashing. My freshman year of high school a buddy and I stole 350lbs of dynamite and blew up, among other things, a row of post office boxes.
  17. Is nipple sweat a thing? I think he's lactating.
  18. "Well just shoot up in here amongst us. One of us has got to get some relief."
  19. Whoa, off camera you can hear the grenade go off. Fucking intense.
  20. That was a little harder to watch than most Russian soldier death porn.
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