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Ten Bears

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  1. I find that if I have more than 2 questions I better put them in bullet points or one or more will be missed.
  2. Same. It and The Gargoyles scare the crap out of me. It's not?
  3. One of my first memories is having an apple seed stuck in my ear (idk why) and my dad telling me that an apple tree was growing out of my ear. I remember running to the bathroom mirror to see, convince Dad was right.
  4. Ten Bears

    High

    Can someone explain how they are getting away with selling concentrates in Texas? How is it not illegal?
  5. He was jerking it while that picture was taken.
  6. You want arm? I can get you an arm, believe me.
  7. Nope, I count ten toes.
  8. Was that a soldier crawling out before the last blast? Good.
  9. Ten Bears

    Colonoscopy

    Pro tip: Schedule as early in the morning as possible so you aren't starving all morning. That post-colonoscopy meal is pretty glorious though.
  10. Can confirm confirm from last week.
  11. Tempted to donate a dollar just to add the comment "So your husband didn't assault Officer Fanone and didn't provide the tazer used on the officer? Here's a dollar to dry your tears with bitch."
  12. Wonton Song is Zepplin's best song imo.
  13. Soooo much better than that Big and Rich crap.
  14. Slocum's Razor cuts both ways.
  15. Nvm
  16. None of that shit matters because Young's calf was down before he rolled over on top of Sweat.
  17. That's amazing. You know more about British Royalty than I know about anything.
  18. Did you type that from memory?
  19. I found a picture of the Marshall.
  20. I don't find that ghoul attractive at all.
  21. What Starts Here Make Californians Piss Down Their Leg
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