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Ten Bears

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  1. A few years ago a lady friend and I were shitfaced at 3 am coming back to our AirBnb in East Nashville where you have projects on one side of the road and fancy AirBnbs on the other. We couldn't get the code to work to open the door so we were banging on the door and windows trying to wake our friends. It finally dawned on me that we were one house over from ours. My blood ran cold and I told her let's get the fuck out of there. Once I was on the sidewalk I turned around and waited for the lady friend to catch up, asking her what took her so long. She said, "I had to pee so I went in their yard." I mentioned we were shitfaced, right? I am glad it wasn't in Martindale.
  2. I freaked out when mine was 136. Got booster and will report back in 2 months.
  3. I loved it but it got a little superhero-y toward the end.
  4. Bugs raising his arms in triumph cracks me up every time.
  5. I am so lucky that my authentic frontier gibberish lifetime rancher father and step mom are lifelong Democrats in a fuckin sea of West Texas ivermectin swilling idiot racists. I told him thanks for that the other day and he teared up.
  6. Cross him off then.
  7. Too soon motherfucker
  8. Heaven needs morans too.
  9. The Rastaman commentary was gold.
  10. OK, I laughed way too hard at this.
  11. Springsteen back in the day imo.
  12. I was sitting in the next to last row at the very back of the arena and it was still the best concert I have ever seen. Everyone stood and danced the whole show.
  13. Wow.
  14. igotthatreference.meme
  15. Tell the world my story.
  16. Can someone explain to me like I'm 5 years old what my Texas Cares antibody test results mean? I keep seeing people mention that their results were in the 1000s but my results say I am positive for the Covid-19 Antibodies, Spike Protein with the quantitative results were at the 136 mark. The SAR-CoV-2 total antibodies was negative (which I assume means I haven't had covid). 136 seems low.
  17. I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work, there, Lou.
  18. Got some cold chills over that. Yo.
  19. Don't threaten them with a good time.
  20. Let's not forget that Clapton is a racists piece of shit also.
  21. That is a great book.
  22. They had like 20 pages of one star reviews overnight lol. FAFO lulz
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