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Ten Bears

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  1. Yeah as soon as I see those birds circling I am paddling the fuck out of there.
  2. Ten Bears

    Bucket of rats

    I just saw a rat in my shed so I thinking of getting one and filling half full of battery acid.
  3. Ten Bears

    Bucket of rats

    No electrocution? pfft. Was that awesome thread on TOS or here? Cool device though. Fill it half way with water though so you don't have to deal with live vermin.
  4. Lol at y'all trying to change this bugger eating moron troll's mind with logic and reason. He's only going to dig in deeper. Unless he's puro troll and is just doing it for the lulz and is likely already vaccinated.
  5. Atta girl.
  6. I had a dream that I met you and you looked like a shorter, swarthier Ron Jeremy. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk
  7. What would I do? Two chicks at the same time, man.
  8. Pitcher! Pitcher! OSU has their very own DDA. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk
  9. So she is like 6'6" tall?
  10. Ingenuity took a piece of the Wright Flyer and flew it over Mars. Twice, so far. Incredible. nbcnews
  11. Apparently the callouses I had on my ass from wiping have gone away because anytime I spend a few days away from my bidet and have to wipe my ass (shudder), I get a rash. Diaper rash. There should be a federal mandate to install bidets in all households and public restrooms. I mean, they did it with low volume toilets.
  12. Very rarely.
  13. What? Shit I would be a cop for $750k and I fucking hate cops.
  14. Ten Bears

    Pizza

    They are sharing the old Fuddruckers spot with Tumble 22. What an improvement.
  15. You went to law school to become a farmer?
  16. He's in there somewhere. So is Tennessee Williams. Hopefully they are gravemates. Next time I am in St. Louis and need to piss, I will know where to go.
  17. i would like to see her run into a bus.
  18. Too soon.
  19. My 57 year old ass would have form tackled that sob.
  20. The unreal part of that play is Earl didn't really even have a head of steam. He took one step and leveled Robertson.
  21. I put down Barricade last spring and fall and after the freeze my weeds are worse than ever. Doesn't help that I am surrounded by weed covered lawns.
  22. I wonder where he will be buried? State Cemetery I would hope.
  23. Yeah, keep it in the shell.
  24. Yep, I have two of these for grilling.
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