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Hornlover

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  1. C'mon Wells, stop it with EDGE. But, ummm... edge-backer? That's new.
  2. Both can simultaneously be true. We've been calling our OLine trash for a while. Thankfully, the youth movement looks like it's going to be a success, and it won't stay trash all season.
  3. Wait, a guy that never misses a game, and likely spends thousands of dollars a year to watch the Horns play teams like ULM, Rice, and TCU is gonna have regrets for missing out on a potential $1400 payday? Tell me you're a poor, without telling me you're a poor.
  4. That scared shitless feeling they have is actually pretty close to the surface. Besides, I've never met an aggy that had any actual depth.
  5. Maybe we're going to pay Malachi Nelson a bunch of money to come watch the game, just so we can look cool?
  6. Tech QB Tyler Shough will be out with a shoulder injury for a while. Looks like sophomore Donovan Smith will get the start. He went 2-2 last year replacing the injured Shough. Smith played QB at Frenship as a HS senior, and was a WR and backup QB at Bishop Gorman in NV. I've no idea how good he really is.
  7. Ah, you must be from Houston, and don't know any better. Do yourself a favor. Get yourself to West. Find something authentic, light, airy, and delicious. Throw away that bready garbage from Shipley's.
  8. Worse than a Shipley's Kolache? Yeah, probably not. Those things are disgusting.
  9. You bring them in, because we are not big gaping pussies that cry and cower in the corner at the mere thought of playing Alabama. We are going to show up and expect to win the fucking game. And so you show the recruits an amazing gameday atmosphere, all of the perks and privileges of a big time game between two blue blood schools, and a hungry team that will compete for championships.
  10. I'll have you know there is still 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter, sir.
  11. Omeire made it into the game and had one catch. Good for him coming back from 2 knee surgeries to make it into a game. 🤘 Hook 'Em, Troy! 🤘
  12. But how will we know if the Brocks didn't make the two-deep, without a depth chart?
  13. He probably meant 1st and 2nd year players.
  14. FIFY... In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, OU might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of quality QBs might be their El Guapo. For you, El Guapo is a big, dangerous, Alabama team who wants to kill you.
  15. Miami could get their shit together and have players cruising around South Beach in Lambos and Ferraris
  16. My thinking on ULM scoring 20 points was thus: 1 Offensive TD. 1 Hudson Card pick 6 in the second half. 1 Garbage TD at the end where they go for the 2pt conversion and miss it.
  17. Texas - 54 ULM - 20 Bijan - 231 yds total offense (181 rushing, 50 receiving)
  18. Bama - Obvious reasons. Bryce Young, Will Anderson, and a loaded roster everywhere else. The only things that might prevent a return to the CFP are 1) B.O.B. , 2) a WR corps that fell apart in the championship game. or 3) The sleeping giant in College Station that Saban is afraid of. OSU - Loaded roster, especially on offense. Michigan won't be as good this year. Should be a fairly easy run through the B1G. Preventing them from a CFP run 1) New DC might not improve defense enough 2) Injuries 3) Ryan Day arrested for pederasty Notre Dame - Tons of talent, and a somewhat favorable schedule. They get OSU early, and a close loss will keep them in the hunt. That's followed by a bunch of games against "Brand Name" teams that aren't that great. A win against an overrated Clemson and overrated USC at the end of the season will garner them lots of attention. What might spoil it for ND? 1) New coach pitfalls 2) Youth at skill positions 3) An artery-clogging loss to 'Ole Butterteeth. Texas - Why not us? An offense loaded with talent and speed everywhere. Our mullet-sporting gunslinger with a rocket arm and an Aston Martin, will pull the thang out and plan to bang bombs over baghdad. In his wake, he will be leaving a trail of burnt db's and slayed chicas. Things preventing us from the CFP 1) Our defense might still be shitty 2) Young OLine 3) Lack of depth charts, Texas boosters making poor roster decisions, and players fighting in the locker room over the fairness of their NIL deals.
  19. Marion - "Sorry 24's, I will not be calling you at midnight" Also Marion, "Hey Micah, it's Coach Marion. You awake?"
  20. That was before Brian Kelly, who has a much stronger moral compass. Kelly makes the players stand on a scissor jack in 30 mph winds before he signs off that they are fully medically cleared.
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