Everything posted by After irth
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Halloween bullshit
Same here. Parked my vehicle so it blocked the sidewalk to my house and shut down all the outdoor lighting. Not a single doorbell ring. It was glorious.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
These really are your Golden Years, aren't they?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
“Checking the phone after a black out.” That’s fucking awesome.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Amen to that, brother!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I’ve had the opposite happen with one of the bathroom shower contractors. They wouldn’t come out unless my wife was there too. Look, fucker, I’m totally qualified and authorized to pick a goddam style and color for a spare bathroom. But no….and I also told them to piss off.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Would.
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
Based on my experience, they very rarely are. Or...the hot/crazy meter is off the charts!
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Unbelievable.....
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Huh?
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
I get what you're saying. I'm just trying to figure out how far off your fucking rocker you really are...
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
I wanna hear more about this step-sister.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Huh?
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What do you order at Whataburger?
Dafuq you care?
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Huh?
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Goofy shit you thought as a kid...
Do you find yourself frequently using the word “incarnation” in a sentence?
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
Wow…I can’t let that one go. That is a terrible recipe and the author is clearly a fucking idiot. Or…maybe that’s what’s missing in my Gumbo…fucking KETCHUP!
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Goofy shit you thought as a kid...
I was a Senior in HS before I realized where Pickles came from. I just assumed they grew on a tree or something. As a young kid, I thought "gross" was pronounced like "cross" when I would read it, and I didn't actually know what the word meant, even though I used the word "gross" verbally. I didn't put it together until I was corrected. Whenever I read it, I thought it meant "unacceptable" or something similar. Stupid vagaries of the English language.....
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Vasectomy
Got the call yesterday. Evidently, my 42 loads in 60 days paid off. Sample I dropped off last week was all blanks. Once again, I highly recommend Dr. Kwatra and his staff in Conroe. Peace out, bitches. I’m off to bang some whores…!
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It is My V-Day
Bravo! You’re a punny guy!
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It is My V-Day
Amateur! I was “shooting” for 30, and I enlisted my inner circle to assist. Ended up with 42. No results back yet, but…good times!
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
If you’re going Bonvoy, you can’t go wrong with the Ritz.
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Concerts you are attending
No…Accept with Mark Tornillo who has fronted the band since 2010. I’ve seen Udo several times, too. He’s still awesome.
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Concerts you are attending
Been a busy week. Saw Night Demon in Austin on Wednesday. Just got back from Accept in Houston tonight. Scored really good tickets for Helloween next May in Dallas. At 51, still not too old to Rock & Roll
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Favorite side one, track ones
OP was feeling pretty basic.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Like you’re being raped? Yeah, me too…I feel like a dirty little whore every time I set foot in there.