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After irth

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  1. Same here. Parked my vehicle so it blocked the sidewalk to my house and shut down all the outdoor lighting. Not a single doorbell ring. It was glorious.
  2. These really are your Golden Years, aren't they?
  3. “Checking the phone after a black out.” That’s fucking awesome.
  4. Amen to that, brother!
  5. I’ve had the opposite happen with one of the bathroom shower contractors. They wouldn’t come out unless my wife was there too. Look, fucker, I’m totally qualified and authorized to pick a goddam style and color for a spare bathroom. But no….and I also told them to piss off.
  6. Based on my experience, they very rarely are. Or...the hot/crazy meter is off the charts!
  7. I get what you're saying. I'm just trying to figure out how far off your fucking rocker you really are...
  8. I wanna hear more about this step-sister.
  9. After irth replied to a post in a topic in Lulz
    Do you find yourself frequently using the word “incarnation” in a sentence?
  10. Wow…I can’t let that one go. That is a terrible recipe and the author is clearly a fucking idiot. Or…maybe that’s what’s missing in my Gumbo…fucking KETCHUP!
  11. After irth replied to a post in a topic in Lulz
    I was a Senior in HS before I realized where Pickles came from. I just assumed they grew on a tree or something. As a young kid, I thought "gross" was pronounced like "cross" when I would read it, and I didn't actually know what the word meant, even though I used the word "gross" verbally. I didn't put it together until I was corrected. Whenever I read it, I thought it meant "unacceptable" or something similar. Stupid vagaries of the English language.....
  12. Got the call yesterday. Evidently, my 42 loads in 60 days paid off. Sample I dropped off last week was all blanks. Once again, I highly recommend Dr. Kwatra and his staff in Conroe. Peace out, bitches. I’m off to bang some whores…!
  13. Bravo! You’re a punny guy!
  14. Amateur! I was “shooting” for 30, and I enlisted my inner circle to assist. Ended up with 42. No results back yet, but…good times!
  15. If you’re going Bonvoy, you can’t go wrong with the Ritz.
  16. No…Accept with Mark Tornillo who has fronted the band since 2010. I’ve seen Udo several times, too. He’s still awesome.
  17. Been a busy week. Saw Night Demon in Austin on Wednesday. Just got back from Accept in Houston tonight. Scored really good tickets for Helloween next May in Dallas. At 51, still not too old to Rock & Roll
  18. OP was feeling pretty basic.
  19. Like you’re being raped? Yeah, me too…I feel like a dirty little whore every time I set foot in there.
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