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MuellerHorn

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  1. What might the Texas offense look like if Matthew Caldwell is QB1 against Vanderbilt? - Howe (OTF)
  2. Keep it up. We'll see how this act works out for you. Maybe keep calling people retards while you're at it.
  3. If the dude wants to be a hyperbolic, petulant dickhead, especially as a newer poster, I'll gladly keep matching him neg for neg and race him to the bottom.
  4. We absolutely need the mobile version of Arch. I don't like rushing him back even if he's cleared - that doesn't mean Texas gets an effective Arch Manning. Given there's a bye after this week, I'd be inclined to start Caldwell and bring Arch in only if Caldwell struggles.
  5. Thursday - Bobby Big Notes: Sark also relayed that Manning practiced on Wednesday which means he is progressing through the concussion protocol timeline cleanly. We also know that Taaffe practiced in a green jersey on Tuesday and Hutson is attempting to return for the Vandy game. Perhaps Texas could get all three starters to return in time for this weekend.
  6. Helobious is basically Carl. However, instead of "a lack of thots," it's undersized athletes of Latino decent, guys from small Texas towns, and underdog stories. Fuck the manufactured drama post. No one here misses that self-absorbed quitter and his budget circus of a mom.
  7. Recruiting: 2026 Big Board headed into November (6:57am CT) - Gerry
  8. Here's the full update from his sis:
  9. Wednesday - Bobby Bobby breaks down the six-stage RTP protocol for concussions. Very long shot that Arch plays.
  10. Maybe this is the solution to all our problems: natty? 1. Winning a natty would clear the sand from everyone’s vaginas here. 2. Natty Light is basically water. Thus, Sark can drink and still #allgas. GDGD, this place is a fucking beating. Do y’all really think if Sark skipped out on all of those things because he was on a month-long bender he’d still have a job?
  11. Tuesday - Bobby Biggest Note: "I fully expect Matthew Caldwell to be the starting quarterback for the Horns on Saturday." Also, Bobby echos @TheBryMan81's scouting upthread on Caldwell: "Caldwell relies much more on shorter passing routes. He likes to throw on time and get the ball out quick, sort of like Quinn Ewers. And while he can zip it in there (his pass in the Florida game is an example), he seems to prefer to layer a pass and take the sure gains. As a runner, he uses his quickness more than his power or outright speed. Great post, btw, @TheBryMan81. I need to rep you elsewhere - your post is def worth more than +1. In all, he’s a highly capable backup. He will do some things really well, but will have his limitations, too." Bobby's prediction: "Texas 22 - Vandy 20"
  12. Yeah, guys, that's not a real post lmao.
  13. Monday - Bobby Sark: QB Arch Manning Did NOT Practice Monday - Vogel
  14. Ended up as a 2-0 final for Texas. Season is over with no shot at postseason play (4-12-1, 2-8). Now, the wait begins.
  15. We going to convert Burnt Ends to a buyout fund to get ready for the 60M figure? Fuck.
  16. Arch has no understanding of where he is when he throws balls under pressure. Stop halting drives and throw the damn ball away; not to RBs that are going to lose 5+ yards.
  17. Leave his ass in Starksville. Maybe run some fucking short/intermediate routes on third down when you know MSU is going to blitz 6. Sark is a bum.
  18. Sark and this offense are so bad.
  19. All I know is that I am now even more convinced that Texas is going to lose today.
  20. Dude, this is neg worthy. WTF?!
  21. Washington State? However, that part of the country is beautiful, so they have that going. Fresno State is an apt comparison. Shitty school, shitty town, BFE California.
  22. "We just need to execute." "Executing is hard." As for my prediction for this Saturday evening around 7pm, "We didn't execute. Winning on the road in the SEC is hard."
  23. Hey, now, don’t invite all this fatuous chaos over to the Texas “Other Sports” subforum. Remember what happened during the softball final series?
  24. Week of Prep in Ahead of Mississippi State (Thursday): CJ Vogel
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