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hookemATL

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  1. Every single blowjob robot in the men’s bathroom in my section was either broken or constructed poorly. How am I supposed to get off by rubbing my genitals on an open piece of porcelain that smells like piss?
  2. This is the wheels fall off, players fight on sidelines, malcontent storms off to lockeroom game for aggy. Lots of blame pointing during the game, as Mizzou O runs roughshod and a&m has to air it out to catch up. 33-17 type final.
  3. You guys don’t know shit. I saw them when they were Dinosaur Freshman.
  4. Karma police caught up with Rice. That looked season ending.
  5. The hold on the TD pissed me off the most. Broughton was so clearly grabbed and it was the only way MSU scored.
  6. Dino jr / flaming lips / weezer at Moody last was a lot of fun. What a great venue.
  7. Ya see he likes to have sex with furniture you see, and as a car seat is a piece of furniture INSIDE of a car, he’d then receive road head from that seat.
  8. JD Vance got road head from a car seat in high school, and now he is very very confused.
  9. That’s Urban Meyers plane! It’s happening!!!
  10. F15 flyover. Bring your patriotism in a clear bag please
  11. And ofc they cannot help but get physical and try and threaten. Fuck them.
  12. In this scenario, I am mad at the team. I can’t hate fuck the team (no judgment, that’s just too much bbc and a logistical nightmare).
  13. “Stabbing meeeeeee, Stabbing youuuuuuuuu, SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE”
  14. Once they gather together in large numbers they can fuse together like a rat king. It can be hard to determine just how many you are bludgeoning at any given time.
  15. Not a true fan. when Texas loses, all the rage juice blocks my boner signals and I need 24 hours to cool down OR at least a run to the underpass to murder 2/3 vagrants.
  16. “Your honor, HIS ass, is grass. I rest my case” then I put on my shades and moonwalk out of court.
  17. I would tread lightly. These sod farms have deep pockets and know what palms to grease. you don’t want to get involved in a…turf war.
  18. what a beatdown this was. Ricky painting a masterpiece. It was a cold and wet day and it was glorious.
  19. Did not read thread. Is there a link somewhere on this site where I can Pay the Players directly? I was told this is very simple with NIL, and I just kind of give them money. Im low on funds right now, but I think I can finance like a couple TFLs and perhaps an interception OR a punt block? I want to be judicious about the plays that I pay for. I'll hang up and listen.
  20. It was a sloppy, one-sided game from the zebras. Only thing that slackened my wang the whole night.
  21. Kirk Johnson is questionable (knee/hip/listless malaise)
  22. He is the Tubbs to Ant Hill’s Crockett. It works.
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