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hookemATL

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  1. I celebrate the entire catalog of monkeys. Grease, Brass, Funky, you name it!
  2. On ESPN headlines right now there is an article saying a guy named Abrams is transferring to GaTech to play for Stoudemire. I initially read it as Abmas and did the smack table on my desk, scaring the shit out of the cats and spilling some coffee. READING IS HARD.
  3. Abmas is trending in the right direction and a decision is imminent, per my sources. Haith/Terry headed to see him tomorrow. 🤘🤞
  4. That's why you use the touch of death.
  5. Probably a requirement if he is going to be Trump’s running mate.
  6. Nobody will *admit* to claiming him. Plenty of wife beating, fascistic fuckbois in DT that buy his tactical baths and Sandy Hook lies.
  7. All this fucking hemming and hawing about this incident yet did anyone ask if the little girl checked it up OR dribbled it back out beyond the three point line after gathering the rebound? Cuz if she didn’t then…
  8. Rancid old fuck. Slap a diaper on him and toss him in jail for the short remaining duration of his miserable life.
  9. What is the run rule for these midweek games?
  10. NOT COOL. It is super fucking offensive of you to compare a decent guy like that to that inhuman, psychopathic fuckboi, Billy Luicci.
  11. It’s too late now. He has your wife and your kids love rap music. Apologies for your losses.
  12. Here’s an idea: put your family in the bathtub with a mattress on top and FIVE large spiders as praetorian guard JUST IN CASE the gravely injured individual pleading for your help somehow Popeye’s themselves with magic spinach and proceeds to zombie rage into your domicile.
  13. Fuckhead needs his chiclets shaken loose if he touches the ice once the rest of the series.
  14. If everyone didn’t always get their hackles up about eating people, we could introduce a whole new resource pool of animal flesh to help alleviate some of these issues. But nooooooo cannibalism is wrongggggg. You fools!
  15. “Hey look at these non awful things that we did…ok now turn back around so we can continue buttfucking our citizens into oblivion.”
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