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El Hornarino

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Everything posted by El Hornarino

  1. All Urban needs to do is fire at least half his staff.
  2. Can we fire him again?
  3. I'm waiting for my phone to be powerful enough to plug in a trillion variables and then predict the future with absolute certainty.
  4. It's always fun to read Burton's grades back to back with Coach V's.
  5. Who the heck is Happy Gilmore?
  6. Scares you to death.
  7. No grease on the corn dog.
  8. El Hornarino replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    Just the one? I'm thinking more than that for me.
  9. Yeah. Wait, I mean I knew we had this all along.
  10. Computers don't feel.
  11. How about a 0 team playoff? That way no single team is unfairly left out because they all are. The current system is just set up to make money, which is partly why it is only four teams for five power conferences, and also why there is a beauty pageant panel to pick the four teams. Not sure which aspect is more ridiculous really.
  12. As long as they don't choose "kick."
  13. Nah, 2005 USC was the best team ever, obviously.
  14. double post, sorry
  15. I made the joke to the people I was watching the game with that holding over and over was the mensa plan to run the clock without having to get first downs. But in all seriousness, the reason this wouldn't work for perpetuity is that if you hold in the endzone it is a safety.
  16. Indeed It's 3:55 and OU still sucks
  17. Virginia Tech 35 Old Dominion 49 I thought this one was amusing.
  18. El Hornarino replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    I liked that we were kicking their ass so hard he gave up right there.
  19. Offensive line recruiting and development was bad for a long time. If Colt didn't mask the issues, the wheels would have fallen off a few years earlier.
  20. Oh, I thought maybe they had discovered the golden fleece on one of their sheep.
  21. Needs to get some Cookie Dough Sport.
  22. Sorry to kill your buzz.
  23. ^Pretty crazy how far Texas was ahead of Ohio State in 2009.
  24. Not an original idea, since Tom himself said it.
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