Everything posted by El Hornarino
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Urban Meyer's Health Watch
All Urban needs to do is fire at least half his staff.
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10/21 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #6
Can we fire him again?
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S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
I'm waiting for my phone to be powerful enough to plug in a trillion variables and then predict the future with absolute certainty.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 7)
It's always fun to read Burton's grades back to back with Coach V's.
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For all of yall complaining about the LHN:
Who the heck is Happy Gilmore?
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Oklahoma State is going to rape us.
Scares you to death.
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Georgia 16 @ LSU 36 - FINAL - No Lube!!
No grease on the corn dog.
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My Heart
Just the one? I'm thinking more than that for me.
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Yeah. Wait, I mean I knew we had this all along.
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So let's talk about the Baylor game
Computers don't feel.
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The playoff system is perfect. Let's not fuck it up.
How about a 0 team playoff? That way no single team is unfairly left out because they all are. The current system is just set up to make money, which is partly why it is only four teams for five power conferences, and also why there is a beauty pageant panel to pick the four teams. Not sure which aspect is more ridiculous really.
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So let's talk about the Baylor game
As long as they don't choose "kick."
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10/7 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #9
Nah, 2005 USC was the best team ever, obviously.
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Texas O-line talk
double post, sorry
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Texas O-line talk
I made the joke to the people I was watching the game with that holding over and over was the mensa plan to run the clock without having to get first downs. But in all seriousness, the reason this wouldn't work for perpetuity is that if you hold in the endzone it is a safety.
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Hey Oklahoma...
Indeed It's 3:55 and OU still sucks
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Worst collapse in UT history
I laughed.
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Football tonight! (random) team scores:
Virginia Tech 35 Old Dominion 49 I thought this one was amusing.
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Phatterson
I liked that we were kicking their ass so hard he gave up right there.
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The Air Raid and the Longhorns
Offensive line recruiting and development was bad for a long time. If Colt didn't mask the issues, the wheels would have fallen off a few years earlier.
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aggy Passes UT as #1 Most Valuable CFB Program
Oh, I thought maybe they had discovered the golden fleece on one of their sheep.
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HS Coach gives out syrup shots for pancakes
Needs to get some Cookie Dough Sport.
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All-Time Wins Record
Sorry to kill your buzz.
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All-Time Wins Record
^Pretty crazy how far Texas was ahead of Ohio State in 2009.
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Post a pic/gif of our offense
Not an original idea, since Tom himself said it.