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El Hornarino

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  1. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta whathaveyous. I would have probably kicked deep, at least if I knew that the team never really practiced an onside kick that wasn't a noodle legged attempt directly to the nearest okie.
  2. Need to Kobayashi Maru this scenario.
  3. Yeah it will be a while until we have 11 guys on defense that know what they are doing.
  4. Nobody guaranteed this win before hand, so that has to be what screwed us.
  5. I wonder if there is a difference between KState and Texas defense with respect to playing assignments.
  6. That tacklebot is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are down.
  7. I guess replacing him with Spurrier would improve the show too much for their liking.
  8. All Urban needs to do is fire at least half his staff.
  9. Can we fire him again?
  10. I'm waiting for my phone to be powerful enough to plug in a trillion variables and then predict the future with absolute certainty.
  11. It's always fun to read Burton's grades back to back with Coach V's.
  12. Who the heck is Happy Gilmore?
  13. Scares you to death.
  14. No grease on the corn dog.
  15. Just the one? I'm thinking more than that for me.
  16. Yeah. Wait, I mean I knew we had this all along.
  17. Computers don't feel.
  18. How about a 0 team playoff? That way no single team is unfairly left out because they all are. The current system is just set up to make money, which is partly why it is only four teams for five power conferences, and also why there is a beauty pageant panel to pick the four teams. Not sure which aspect is more ridiculous really.
  19. As long as they don't choose "kick."
  20. Nah, 2005 USC was the best team ever, obviously.
  21. double post, sorry
  22. I made the joke to the people I was watching the game with that holding over and over was the mensa plan to run the clock without having to get first downs. But in all seriousness, the reason this wouldn't work for perpetuity is that if you hold in the endzone it is a safety.
  23. Indeed It's 3:55 and OU still sucks
  24. I laughed.
  25. Virginia Tech 35 Old Dominion 49 I thought this one was amusing.
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