Everything posted by El Hornarino
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Urban Meyer or bust
You are right, that isn't believable.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The Pope's blessing.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The McRibbening
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Chris Ash Defense
Ash: "We noticed that our alignment where nobody is in the middle of the field allows offenses to get yards right up the middle."
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Franklin's one conference title in six seasons was the 2016 season, in which he won his only outing against Urban Meyer's Ohio State. Seems like many considered that game something of a fluke, given that OSU was sent to the CFP that year anyway (and were crushed by Clemson). Just counting wins, I suppose he has done all right the last four seasons. If Texas is content to get back to 10 or 11 wins a season, with losing the the one or two decent teams played each season and conference titles once in a blue moon, this hire makes sense. Franklin is 1-5 vs Ohio State, and he is 2-4 against Michigan.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Hear, hear. Penalties galore, repeated special teams ineptitude, the same ineffective offensive plans and personnel groupings. I suppose we need a couple more years to be absolutely certain he is incompetent.
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Big 12 Admits Officials Made Timing Error in OU-Texas Game
Comes from OU bitching, since our last score in the 4th was with 14 seconds left.
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Not going for two cost us the game
Well a friend of mine works for Cyberdyne, and Skynet said that in the 2nd OT we should have launched the nuclear missiles to kill all humans. Don't worry though, my friend says that is just a mistake in the programming and is fixable.
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Is Sam Pittman a Better Head Coach than Tom Herman?
I don't know who Sam Pittman is, but yes he is. I do know who Pee Wee Herman is, and he is also a better coach than Tom Herman.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Herman has certainly proven to be an offensive coach, as my eyes are offended.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Mensa adjustments. OU will never know what hit em.
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2021 Head Coach Candidate Thread of Pain
IIRC last year Cincinnati was the most penalized team in their conference. How are they wrt that this season?
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They need to expand the CFP, they said. It'll be better, they said.
But this way we can all just assume Oregon was better than OU without having to see them actually settle it on the field.
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Sagarin: Texas had the # 4 strength of schedule
Would like to see some analysis of performance for this team home and away, or perhaps even looking for deterioration purely by weeks played. My impression was the offense was better at home, and I thought we tended to play better defenses away. But taking a quick look at Adjusted Stats and FEI looks like this: Adjusted PPG Rank, D FEI Rank (Wk14) L Tech - 88, 58 LSU - 15, 20 OSU - 32, 56 Kansas - 83, 108 KSU - 17, 25 T Tech - 66, 83 Home Avg Def - 50.2, 58.3 - Rice - 70, 88 WVU - 48, 76 OU - 24, 70 TCU - 29, 26 ISU - 23, 40 Baylor - 10, 8 Away/Neutral Avg Def - 34, 51.3 -- Averaging them might not have been the best thing to do. But interesting that FEI worked out somewhat similarly, I didn't expect that from the "eye" test. Maybe should have went for PPPs. It still seems to rank some teams fairly differently from FEI though.
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Barry Odom fired at Mizzou
This is a good idea, but I don't think exponentiation has been introduced to SEC country yet.
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2020 Coaching Staff
If Tom Herman is fired, we should hire his mentor Michelle Herman.
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UGa's the 4th best team in the country, right?
ESPN doing their Bagdad Bob impersonation. Georgia has been overrated all year. Their defense is decent, but the offense is bad for a ranked team (28th in FEI before this weekend).
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Interested to see if the remaining coaches can slap together a semi-competent defense. Obviously the first step is to burn all the pages in the playbook with Egypt blitzes.
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49ers suspend radio analyst for kindaracist.jpg remarks
That's an alien.
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Barry Odom fired at Mizzou
This guy would be an amazing hire for them. MU should do everything in their power to get him.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Energy, Commerce, and.. who's the third one? I can't. Sorry. Oops.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He should be fired if he finishes the regular season 7-5 or worse. Unfortunately, he probably won't be.
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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"
10 years of four or more losses is pretty stable.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Look, nothing is fucked here, man.
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CDC's email and office phone #
A patient is most stable when they are dead.