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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. So, Sunday night, my cousin's husband ---- who is so stupid he makes other people's brains hurt ---- comes out on Facebook saying that his church in Burnet had been threatened by two Muslims carrying AR-15s and that authorities were looking for them. He's 110 percent MAGA, and this turned into a multi-posted thread about immigrants and the border and Kamala Harris. I didn't engage him because I never do, but other people did. Naturally, my question was "how do they know the religion of the alleged assailants if they're still looking for them?" I've long ago learned that trying to talk with him is pointless, but I thought "there's got to be more to the story." There was. It was all fabricated. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/church-shooting-fabricated-man-arrested-texas-burnet-county-church-at-the-epicenter/269-d5d85745-596b-42b5-8a85-eee39928af2c
  2. "take our choppers down to rescue people" Those choppers are not yours. You'll do as you're ordered.
  3. LOL ... like anybody believes South Austin is 10 minutes from the Texas campus.
  4. Sounds like the native Lebanese and anybody else who cares about Beirut or who fondly remembers how cosmopolitan/international it used to be should demand that Hezbollah leave.
  5. I disagree that nothing has changed. It certainly has changed, even if that change is not permanent. It would appear that a lot of institutional knowledge has been and continues to be decimated by Israel. I would imagine that it's pretty hard to find anybody who wants to lead Hezbollah right now and I'm thinking that, as Israel continues to prove that it can destroy Hezbollah almost at will, that recruiting new Hezbollah fighters might be a challenge, too. I can hear the conversations now. "Hezbollah? Me? Never heard of them. I'm just a simple pizza delivery boy."
  6. Human penises are getting bigger. https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/are-penises-getting-bigger
  7. Believe it or not, even great wide receivers drop wide open touchdown passes. I saw both Jerry Rice and Randy Moss do it.
  8. "Those responsible for sacking the previously leader of Hezbollah, who had been sacked after he replaced the previous leader of Hezbollah, who had been sacked, have sacked his successor."
  9. Rudy's plan to steal the election backfired in Michigan because he texted it to a wrong number. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/03/rudy-giuliani-michigan-fake-electors-text?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=edit_2221&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1727959184
  10. It was a joke.
  11. Exploding restaurant buzzer takes out Hezbollah party of six. https://babylonbee.com/news/exploding-restaurant-buzzer-takes-out-hezbollah-party-of-6
  12. New Hezbollah leader just broke the Guiness Book of World Records for shortest tenure as head of a terrorist organization.
  13. It's become an exercise in black humor at this point.
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