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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Congratulations to you, Wulaw. I'm a skinny man and I just checked my Fitbit and I've only walked 47,000 steps in the past week, so good on you. I do have you beat in active zone minutes and resting heart rate, though. I sometimes wonder if my resting heart rate, which averages 57 bpm but gets down occasionally into the upper 40s, is an issue.
  2. You know how I know Trump has never hit a hole-in-one? Because he's never tweeted about it. Were he to ever actually do it the world would never hear the end of it.
  3. The Infamous James Watt, Interior Secretary under Reagan, died today.
  4. The Infamous James Watt, Interior Secretary under Reagan, died today, too.
  5. Lord, I'm a simple man. I've lived a mostly good life. I promise to be a creature of nothing but kindness and goodness for the rest of my days if you but let me see this orange fuck in a prison jumpsuit and with no access to the internet.
  6. I'll bet this threat is all bark and no bite. I get that they have fuck around money but I doubt they want to piss it away on a ton of political races in which a) their candidates could very well be inferior b) incumbents tend to win most of the time, anyway and c) if they lose a shit ton of these contests, it will simply embolden the Republicans who didn't do what they want
  7. Well SOMEBODY surely "overlooked" the recruiting staff. Why not blame it on the guy who wasn't even there?
  8. Holy shit. They need to accompany that dunk with the sound of F-16s taking off, because that man reached the sky.
  9. Holy shit. Just catching up on the Meadows news. My seat back and tray table are locked and in their upright position!
  10. I just made a pickled fig sandwich with prosciutto and riccotta cheese. It was delicious. Had I known about this thread I would have taken a photo of it.
  11. They sold their souls. I've watched my last second of professional golf.
  12. DeSantis' pastor implicitly endorses executing gay people. Not even Ted Cruz went that far. https://www.thedailybeast.com/ron-desantis-pastor-buddy-tom-ascol-appears-to-defend-uganda-gay-death-penalty
  13. Holy shit. Where does Lori Wolfe, Sr. Staff accountant/Accounting Manager at ITP Strategic in The Colony, Texas, get off acting superior. She's mad at this man because he's black --- something out of his control --- and meanwhile she goes three hundred+ pounds (something she CAN control) and feels like she rules because she's part of the master race. I tell you, sometimes it's downright embarrassing to be white.i Wolfe Sr Staff Accountant / Accounting Manager ITP Strategic The Colony, Texas
  14. The Duval County Jail and its medical provider offer up a new definition of excellent medical care: https://jaxtrib.org/2023/06/02/duval-jails-medical-provider-says-it-gave-quality-medical-care-to-man-who-later-died/
  15. At least 10 Texas pastors have been accused of sexually abusing children so far this year: https://www.newsweek.com/full-list-texas-pastors-charged-abusing-children-1765910
  16. You guys see where Lauren Boebert's mom has been lying to Lauren about who her father is? So Lauren Boebert’s mother had her at 17 and doesn’t know who the father is. Lauren had her first child at 17. And her son impregnated a 15 year old. This is what generational poverty looks like. The only difference being that Lauren found a grift that screws people even dumber than she is ---- being a U.S. Congressman. So I guess things are looking up.
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